http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/racists-support-obama-061308
Why You Should Vote Republican
I got this email about “Why I am Voting Democrat.” The reasons were not very sound, so I replied with reasons why the author should instead be voting for the Republicans.
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WHY I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT
>I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
Then you should vote Republican, because they’re the ones that doubled the $5,000,000,000,000 debt after Clinton balanced the budget.
>I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
Then you should vote for Palin since she’s for trying to censor books at the library.
> I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.
Then you should vote Republican since they’re the ones bitching about Obama going into Pakistan to get Bin Laden.
> I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
Then you should vote Republican since they’re the ones who keep finding weather forecasters to talk about the completely unrelated topic of climate science instead of climate scientists.
>I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
Then you should vote Republican, because when the Health and Human Services redefines abortion to mean using any contraception, as they’ve proposed with the support of the religious right, the rate of real abortions is going to skyrocket.
http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/blog/2008/07/15/hhs-moves-define-contraception-abortion
>I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
Then you should vote Republican since it’s their deregulation and supply side policies that have ensured businesses will not be taking in much profit for the next few years.
> I’m voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
Then you should vote Republican since they’re the ones who want to rewrite the Constitution in order to exchange the right to pursue happiness with a conservative definition of marriage.
>I’m voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government giveaways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.
If you believe that, you must either be a Libertarian or a businessman who wants cheap labor, in which case you should vote Republican like they always do.
> I’m voting Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
Seeing how Biden has already promised that no one’s taking his guns away, you should vote Republican since you seem to have a lot in common with Dick Cheney.
>I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.
If you’re that interested in taboo sex and want to see more of it on t.v., you should vote for the Republicans since they not only have more sex scandals, but also pursued a $60 million investigation into Clinton’s sex scandal, or in the case of Newt Gingrich, both at the same time.
http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repub_scandals_10_17_07.php
>I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
Then you probably would not have liked voting for Hillary if she had won, since she went along with McCain on the “gas tax holiday” that nearly every economist and even the Bush Administration said would only get pocketed by the oil companies. (Although one noted Libertarian economist, Bryan Caplan, said “we could do a lot worse”, adding that he agreed that it would not seriously reduce prices due to increased demand, but it would help distract the public with “a relatively cheap symbolic gesture that makes truly bad policies less likely”.)
>I’m voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.
Actually, the science journal Nature Neuroscience published a study last year showing that liberal brains are wired to be more adept at processing new information and dealing with and resolving conflicts than conservative brains. One would think that would be self-evident given the very definition of their names, but chalk this one up to science proving something we already knew.
http://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-sci-politics10sep10,0,5982337.story
Rednecks for Obama
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Spreading the Wealth
A top McCain adviser recently said this:
“[Sarah Palin] is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone. She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else. Also she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: divas trust only unto themselves as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.”
Wow. If it was just the diva part, you could crack it up to frustrations with campaigning. But to say that she has no relationship of trust with anyone, not even McCain, and *not even her family*?!? This sounds like someone who doesn’t think she’s even fit to be a mother to her children.
You would think McCain would have really hit down hard on his staff after that came out, but instead we get another word the next day about Palin. “Whackjob.” Well, I knew it, and now we know that McCain’s people know it too.
And as for this “gotcha” stuff about Obama saying he wants to “spread the wealth around,” that’s pretty funny coming from the governor of Alaska, which because it has more oil than people, it gets tons of free money just for living there. As Palin herswelf said:
“And Alaska – we’re set up, unlike other states in the union, where it’s collectively Alaskans own the resources. So we share in the wealth when the development of these resources occurs.”
McCain’s said it too:
McCain, Oct. 12, 2000: [W]e feel, obviously, that wealthy people can afford more.
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And I think middle-income Americans, working Americans … all of the taxes that working Americans pay, I think they – you would think that they also deserve significant relief, in my view.
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[H]ere’s what I really believe, that when you are – reach a certain level of comfort, there’s nothing wrong with paying somewhat more.
St. Reagan also enacted “redistribution” of wealth as well:
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Gergen_Reagan_supported_redistributed_wealth_program_1028.html