Climate Denier Given Neo-Con Award Named After Relativity Denier

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After Einstein brought about the great controversy in physics with relativity theory, he is quoted as saying: “This world is a strange madhouse. Currently, every coachman and every waiter is debating whether relativity theory is correct. Belief in this matter depends on political party affiliation.” He also said: “Anti-relativists were convinced that their opinions were being suppressed. Indeed, many believed that conspiracies were at work that thwarted the promotion of their ideas. The fact that for them relativity was obviously wrong, yet still so very successful, strengthened the contention that a plot was at play.”

One of those people who argued in favor of this “relativity conspiracy” was Petr Beckmann a libertarian scientist from Czechoslovakia and editor of an Ayn Rand publication. He claimed that he had debunked Einstein’s theory in his book Einstein Plus Two, published in 1987, a full 82 years after Einstein’s famous theory was introduced.

It is therefore quite fitting that Rush Limbuagh producer and swiftboat-smearer Marc Morano was given the “Petr Beckmann Award for Courage” by the Doctors for Disaster Preparedness, a pro-war, anti-climate lobbying group, for his work in fighting the global warming conspiracy.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Apparently, “courage” to them means contesting a scientific theory that satellite data had (or in Morano’s case, has) proven for 20 years. And just to prove that he was truly deserving of such an honor for douchebaggery, Morano, within hours of receiving the award, posted the email of a climate scientist in response to a story of said scientist receiving death threats from a neo-Nazi website.

Morano runs a climate denier website called Climate Depot. As an example of it’s journalistic integrity, it ran a piece called “‘Runaway climate change’ ‘unrealistic’, say scientists”, written by Tim Edwards. Edwards quotes Max Planck Institute scientist Markus Reichstein as saying, “Particularly alarmist scenarios for the feedback between global warming and ecosystem respiration (CO2 production) thus prove to be unrealistic.” Edwards says that “Climate change skeptics might say the new study is yet another nail in the coffin of the IPCC report,” yet Reichstein himself has said of the Edwards story:

This is indeed a very bad report about our research, strongly misinterpreted and with a unnecessarily sensational tone. In particular the statements in relation to the IPCC report are exactly opposite to what I said (and what is correctly reported in other newspapers). The 4th IPCC report is not challenged at all by our study, because it does not contain “alarmist” scenarios at all. On the contrary, the simulations therein still do not contain the carbon cycle feedback.

This kind of thing happens all the time. Just last March, climate scientist Simon Lewis had to lodge a complaint against the Sunday Times when their journalist Jonathan Leake tried to source him as an expert to make the erroneous claim that the UN had based the statistic for the Amazon depletion on an unsubstantiated claim from “green campaigners.” The Sunday Times apologized and retracted the story.

The UK Telegraph also apologized last month for an erroneous piece by Christopher Booker (and another one with Richard North) smearing IPCC chief Rajendra Pachauri.

Meanwhile, a third inquiry into the “Climategate” scandal has yet again cleared all involved of trying to mislead the public on global warming. As a Guardian editorial puts it:

Even Charles Darwin might have wilted under the sort of scrutiny recently imposed on the Climatic Research Unit. Sir Muir’s report follows two other, briefer inquiries this year, by a Commons select committee and the Royal Society. It also comes on the heels of the environmental journalist Fred Pearce’s exhaustive series of reports for the Guardian. Perhaps no body of scientific research has been so intensively examined for flaws in its process: and the science – if not all the scientists – passed the test.

Of course, anyone who stopped to think about the convenience of how this controversy suddenly materialized on the run up to Copenhagen should hardly be surprised. Newsweek points out that “Bloomberg News’s headline was ‘Climategate’ Scientists Wrongly Withheld Data, Probe Finds’. It is inflammatory and misleading—the report did not say that information was withheld.” (Notice a similar difference between the BBC story “Dutch review backs UN climate panel report” and the Wall Street Journal story “Review Finds Issues at Climate Panel”)

But don’t think this tri-vindication bothers the deniers one bit. No, the vindication is actually good news! No, i’m not joking:

This is the third Climategate whitewash job and it would be tempting to see it as just as futile as its predecessors. That, however, would be to underrate its value to the sceptic cause, which is considerable.

This is because Russell’s “Not Guilty” verdict has been seized upon as an excuse to reinstate Phil Jones at the University of East Anglia CRU, this time as Director of Research. That is very good news. It spells out to the world that the climate clique looks after its own; that there is no more a culture of accountability and job forfeiture for controversial conduct in AGW circles than there is in parliamentary ones; that it is business as usual for Phil and his merry men. Or, to put it more bluntly, the brand remains toxic.

Apart from Michael “Hockeystick” Mann, there is no name more calculated to provoke cynical smiles in every inhabited quarter of the globe than that of Phil Jones. The dogs in the street in Ulan Bator know that he and his cronies defied FOI requests and asked for e-mails to be deleted and that people only do that if they have something to hide. Every time some UN-compliant government or carbon trading interest group tries to scare the populace witless with scorched-earth predictions of imminent climate disaster and cites research from the East Anglia CRU – of which Phil Jones is Director of Research – it will provoke instant scepticism.

Please reread that to get the full effect.

You see, Gerard Warner says that it’s good that the story was “whitewashed” because it only proves the fullness of the conspiracy. Allowing Phil Jones to keep his job is helpful to the skeptic cause because he is already so deeply distrusted among skeptic circles that any future evidence unrelated to him that comes up will instantly be discounted based on that distrust for Phil Jones. The story is a fascinating case study for gastrio-phantasia, the science of how far one can stick their head up their own ass.

Take for instance: “It spells out to the world that the climate clique looks after its own…” Yeah, because this dipshit isn’t part of any “clique” of non-scientists arrogantly making scientific postulations they have absolutely no expertise in. If he or any of his friends with “cynical smiles” did have any knowledge of the topic they’re talking about, that would automatically make them a part of the “climate science clique” and therefore their opinion would be worthless. Only non-scientists who don’t know shit about the climate can say anything meaningful about global warming.

Warner simply dismisses scientists as “white-coated prima donnas and narcissists” who have “never been lower in the public esteem.” He also says Rush Limbaugh was right that the entire scientific establishment was collapsing because the “pointy-heads in lab coats have reassumed the role of mad cranks they enjoyed from the days of Frankenstein to boys’ comics in the 1950s.” It sounds more like 1950s comics is as close to a scientist as this guy has ever gotten. Oh, and it’s because a scientist only categorized pot as a Class C risk and not higher that: “The public is no longer in awe of scientists. Like squabbling evangelical churches in the 19th century, they can form as many schismatic sects as they like, nobody is listening to them any more.”

Another thing is that just back on December 9th, Warner said that “When a pending investigation provokes panic among suspected wrongdoers, the first thing to collapse is any sense of solidarity in their ranks.” Yet despite this “solidarity” problem, the global warming conspiracy remains completely united in defending the validity of the work of Phil Jones and his scientific team.

By the way, remember when it was so ridiculous to talk about global warming because it snowed a lot in North America during the fifth-warmest winter ever recorded? Well, we now have had the hottest March on record, the hottest April on record, the hottest June on record, the hottest April-June on record, and the second hottest January-June on record behind 2007, according to NOAA. This despite a minimum in solar irradiance reported from NASA. The NOAA Environmental Visualation Labratory has a devastating visual comparison of the “above average” snow cover over the United States and the “lowest April snow extent in history.” Hundreds in India died in May when temperatures reached 122. Over 1,000 were dead by the time it hit 129 in Pakistan on May 26th. But more important than any of those statistics is the fact that all 10 of the hottest years ever recorded since 1880 have happened in the past 15 years.

Remember how new evidence had proven, this time for realz, that Michael Mann’s “hockey stick was broken”? Well, the hockey stick has been exonerated, again. (Following the vindication of a 2006 National Academy report and a corroboration by a 2008 study.)

And remember how funny it was when world leaders went to Copenhagen to talk about global warming during a blizzard? Well, the Tea Party Nation had to postpone their Las Vegas “unity” convention, with key-note speaker, climate-denier Sharon Angle, due to the heat.

A Politico article written by four of the leading climate scientists reads:

Consider the identification of the ozone hole in the 1980s. A consensus emerged among experts within a few years of finding key evidence — though a small number of experts remained unconvinced.

Such is the case with climate science. Theories and observations have been tested, retested and reviewed. Today, a large body of evidence has been collected to support the broad scientific understanding that global climate warming, as evident these last few decades, is unprecedented for the past 1000 years — and this change is due to human activities.

This conclusion is based on decades of rigorous research by thousands of scientists and endorsed by all of the world’s major national science academies.

The urgent need to act cannot be overstated. Climate change caused by humans is already affecting our lives and livelihoods — with extreme storms, unusual floods and droughts, intense heat waves, rising seas and many changes in biological systems — as climate scientists have projected.

According to a new government report, Climate change is already affecting U.S. and other industrial nations’ public health.

Experts estimate that as many as 250 million people in Bangladesh — a population almost that of the entire United States — could be on the move by 2050.

The East Antarctic ice sheet, which makes up three-quarters of the continent’s 14,000 sq km, is losing around 57 billion tons of ice a year, much more than expected, into surrounding waters, according to a satellite survey of the region. Greenland is losing almost 300 giga-tons of ice a year: here’s a visual comparison of how much water that is.

Experts found methane emissions from the Arctic have risen by almost one-third in just 5 years, and that sharply rising temperatures are to blame. Massive pressure changes caused by melting ice could even cause volcanoes to erupt.

Another study conducted by multiple universities finds that Climate change will increase the amount civil war in Africa due to water crises. In 2006 CNA convened a Military Advisory Board of 11 retired 3-star and 4-star admirals and generals to assess the impact of global climate change on key matters of national security, and they concluded that the projected climate change poses a serious threat to America’s national security. Recent war games and intelligence studies conclude that over the next 20 to 30 years, vulnerable regions, particularly sub-Saharan Africa, the Middle East and South and Southeast Asia, will face the prospect of food shortages, water crises and catastrophic flooding driven by climate change that could demand an American humanitarian relief or military response. In 2009, the CIA opened a Center on Climate Change and National Security.

A new survey by the Political Psychology Research Group says 75% still believe the earth has been gradually warming as the result of human activity. According to another survey by Yale, 91% of Democrats and 64% of Republicans and Independents support regulating carbon dioxide as a pollutant.

A new report out by the International Energy Agency (IEA) makes it clear that if we just stopped subsidizing the fossil fuel industry (or, at least, subsidized it a lot less) we could significantly cut climate change pollution.

Just last month, Texas oil giants Valero and Tesoro began fighting a California jobs initiative to spur the state’s clean-tech business. Schwarzenegger lashed back, saying, “This initiative sponsored by greedy Texas oil companies would cripple California’s fastest-growing economic sector, reverse our renewable energy policy and decimate our environmental progress for the benefit of these oil companies’ profit margins.”

Jonathan Kay argues that “Global Warming Deniers are a Liability to the Conservative Cause” in the National Post:

Have you heard about the “growing number” of eminent scientists who reject the theory that man-made greenhouse gases are increasing the earth’s temperature? It’s one of those factoids that, for years, has been casually dropped into the opening paragraphs of conservative manifestos against climate-change treaties and legislation. A web site maintained by the office of a U.S. Senator has for years instructed us that a “growing number of scientists” are becoming climate-change “skeptics.” This year, the chairman of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation gave a speech praising the “growing number of distinguished scientists [who are] challenging the conventional wisdom with alternative theories and peer reviewed research.” In this newspaper, a columnist recently described the “growing skepticism about the theory of man-made climate change.” Surely, the conventional wisdom is on the cusp of being overthrown entirely: Another colleague proclaimed that we are approaching “the church of global warming’s Galileo moment.”

Fine-sounding rhetoric — but all of it nonsense. In a new article published in the Proceedings of the Natural Academy of Sciences, a group of scholars from Stanford University, the University of Toronto and elsewhere provide a statistical breakdown of the opinions of the world’s most prominent climate experts. Their conclusion: The group that is skeptical of the evidence of man-made global warming “comprises only 2% of the top 50 climate researchers as ranked by expertise (number of climate publications), 3% of researchers in the top 100, and 2.5% of the top 200, excluding researchers present in both groups … This result closely agrees with expert surveys, indicating that [about] 97% of self-identified actively publishing climate scientists agree with the tenets of [man-made global warming].”

How has this tiny 2-3% sliver of fringe opinion been reinvented as a perpetually “growing” share of the scientific community? Most climate-change deniers (or “skeptics,” or whatever term one prefers) tend to inhabit militantly right-wing blogs and other Internet echo chambers populated entirely by other deniers. In these electronic enclaves — where a smattering of citations to legitimate scientific authorities typically is larded up with heaps of add-on commentary from pundits, economists and YouTube jesters who haven’t any formal training in climate sciences — it becomes easy to swallow the fallacy that the whole world, including the respected scientific community, is jumping on the denier bandwagon.

This is a phenomenon that should worry not only environmentalists, but also conservatives themselves: The conviction that global warming is some sort of giant intellectual fraud now has become a leading bullet point within mainstream North American conservatism; and so has come to bathe the whole movement in its increasingly crankish, conspiratorial glow.

Conservatives often pride themselves on their hard-headed approach to public-policy — in contradistinction to liberals, who generally are typecast as fuzzy-headed utopians. Yet when it comes to climate change, many conservatives I know will assign credibility to any stray piece of junk science that lands in their inbox … so long as it happens to support their own desired conclusion. (One conservative columnist I know formed her skeptical views on global warming based on testimonials she heard from novelist Michael Crichton.) The result is farcical: Impressionable conservatives who lack the numeracy skills to perform long division or balance their checkbooks feel entitled to spew elaborate proofs purporting to demonstrate how global warming is in fact caused by sunspots or flatulent farm animals. Or they will go on at great length about how “climategate” has exposed the whole global-warming phenomenon as a charade — despite the fact that a subsequent investigation exculpated research investigators from the charge that they had suppressed temperature data. (In fact, “climategate” was overhyped from the beginning, since the scientific community always had other historical temperature data sets at its disposal — that maintained by the Goddard Institute for Space Studies, most notably — entirely independent of the Climatic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, where the controversy emerged.)

Let me be clear: Climate-change denialism does not comprise a conspiracy theory, per se: Those aforementioned 2% of eminent scientists prove as much. I personally know several denialists whom I generally consider to be intelligent and thoughtful. But the most militant denialists do share with conspiracists many of the same habits of mind. Oxford University scholar Steve Clarke and Brian Keeley of Washington University have defined conspiracy theories as those worldviews that trace important events to a secretive, nefarious cabal; and whose proponents consistently respond to contrary facts not by modifying their hypothesis, but instead by insisting on the existence of ever-wider circles of high-level conspirators controlling most or all parts of society. This describes, more or less, how radicalized warming deniers treat the subject of their obsession: They see global warming as a Luddite plot hatched by Greenpeace, the Sierra Club and Al Gore to destroy industrial society. And whenever some politician, celebrity or international organization expresses support for the all-but-unanimous view of the world’s scientific community, they inevitably will respond with a variation of “Ah, so they’ve gotten to them, too.”

In support of this paranoid approach, the denialists typically will rely on stray bits of discordant information — an incorrect reference in a UN report, a suspicious-seeming “climategate” email, some hypocrisy or other from a bien-pensant NGO type — to argue that the whole theory is an intellectual house of cards. In these cases, one can’t help but be reminded of the folks who point out the fluttering American flag in the moon-landing photos, or the “umbrella man” from the Zapruder film of JFK’s assassination.

In part, blame for all this lies with the Internet, whose blog-from-the-hip ethos has convinced legions of pundits that their view on highly technical matters counts as much as peer-reviewed scientific literature. But there is something deeper at play, too — a basic psychological instinct that public-policy scholars refer to as the “cultural cognition thesis,” described in a recently published academic paper as the observed principle that “individuals tend to form perceptions of risk that reflect and reinforce one or another idealized vision of how society should be organized … Thus, generally speaking, persons who subscribe to individualistic values tend to dismiss claims of environmental risks, because acceptance of such claims implies the need to regulate markets, commerce and other outlets for individual strivings.”

In simpler words, too many of us treat science as subjective — something we customize to reduce cognitive dissonance between what we think and how we live.

In the case of global warming, this dissonance is especially traumatic for many conservatives, because they have based their whole worldview on the idea that unfettered capitalism — and the asphalt-paved, gas-guzzling consumer culture it has spawned — is synonymous with both personal fulfillment and human advancement. The global-warming hypothesis challenges that fundamental dogma, perhaps fatally.

The appropriate intellectual response to that challenge — finding a way to balance human consumption with responsible environmental stewardship — is complicated and difficult. It will require developing new technologies, balancing carbon-abatement programs against other (more cost-effective) life-saving projects such as disease-prevention, and — yes — possibly increasing the economic cost of carbon-fuel usage through some form of direct or indirect taxation. It is one of the most important debates of our time. Yet many conservatives have made themselves irrelevant in it by simply cupping their hands over their ears and screaming out imprecations against Al Gore.

Rants and slogans may help conservatives deal with the emotional problem of cognitive dissonance. But they aren’t the building blocks of a serious ideological movement. And the impulse toward denialism must be fought if conservatism is to prosper in a century when environmental issues will assume an ever greater profile on this increasingly hot, parched, crowded planet. Otherwise, the movement will come to be defined — and discredited — by its noisiest cranks and conspiracists.

George Monbiot makes a very similar point, writing:

Views like this can be explained partly as the revenge of the humanities students. There is scarcely an editor or executive in any major media company – and precious few journalists – with a science degree, yet everyone knows that the anoraks are taking over the world. But the problem is compounded by complexity. Arthur C Clarke remarked that “any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”. He might have added that any sufficiently advanced expertise is indistinguishable from gobbledegook. Scientific specialisation is now so extreme that even people studying neighbouring subjects within the same discipline can no longer understand each other. The detail of modern science is incomprehensible to almost everyone, which means that we have to take what scientists say on trust. Yet science tells us to trust nothing, to believe only what can be demonstrated. This contradiction is fatal to public confidence.

There is some good news. A new report from M.I.T. says that “Natural Gas Could Serve as ‘Bridge’ Fuel to Low-Carbon Future.” But whenever I read an article like this one from Science Daily, reading, “Climate Change Played Major Role in Mass Extinction of Mammals 50,000 Years Ago, Study Finds,” it makes me wonder if the reason dinosaurs will outlive us by millions of years will be because they didn’t evolve any of those inconvenient higher functioning systems in the brain that would allow them to create tools that would eventually destroy them. They had to wait around for a meteor to come and make a drastic change in the earth’s climate.

[Update: The climate bill is now officially dead. Congressional Budget Office Director Douglas W. Elmendorf said that opposing cap and trade legislation would have the effect of raising the federal deficit by about $19 billion from 2011-2010.]

A Few Preachings for the Converted

A while back I got an email forward entitled, “A Few Questions for President Obama.” As you may suspect, it was really not meant as a good faith attempt to enlist answers but a pathetic attempt to outrage readers into blaming an environmetal catastrophe on environmentalists. So it begins:

America needs decisive leaders who understand what government can (and cannot) do to stop the Gulf gusher, clean up the mess, and get business, jobs and prosperity back on track. Instead, President Obama sounds like an anti-business Community Organizer in Chief – pointing fingers, making baseless claims about ending our “addiction to oil,” and leaving no crisis unexploited to promote job-killing cap-tax-and-trade and renewable energy agendas. His June 15 “vision” raised more questions than it answered.

Remind me again, who were the ones saying over and over again that drilling offshore was safe? Who were the ones who kept pushing more and more deregulation, saying business had enough self-interest to regulate themselves? What exactly would McCain be doing now that would make everything better? Not that I think Obama is doing a great job of it, but Republicans are obsessed with making this more of Obama’s fault than BP’s.

This easily avoidable environmental disaster happened because BP, its contractors and MMS regulators did not follow procedures or respond properly to tests and warning signs, indicating critical trouble was brewing downhole.

That’s one way of putting it. Another way of putting it is that BP broke every conceivable safety standard on every level.

>With thousands of environmental activists, regulators and trial lawyers on Team Obama, one can imagine what creative damages and costs might be concocted, to convert the initial $20-billion BP fund into a bottomless money pit, and what “standards” might guide bird death valuations, for example.

So I guess he’s with Bart Stupak and thinks we should be apologizing to BP for making them pay damages to the people whose livelihood they destroyed? Excuse me while I play the world’s smallest violin. BP volunteered the $20 billion and the guy managing the fund is the same guy who managed the 9/11 fund.

ExxonMobil paid $600,000 when 85 birds died in uncovered waste facilities.

The Associated Press reported the $600,000 in fines is what Exxon-Mobil generates in revenue about every 20 minutes based on the company’s $8.6 billion earnings for the first half of 2009.

America is not running out of oil.

No, we’re just running out of icebergs.

Will we now open the ANWR, Alaska National Petroleum Reserve, Rockies and near-shore OCS to drilling – where access and development are easier, and accidents (that we hope, and industry must ensure, never happen again) can be fixed and cleaned up far more easily than in mile-deep waters?

Geez, not ANWR again. Personally, I don’t care if they drill there. They can move all the caribou to Canada for I care, but it’s ain’t gonna change shit. All of this ANWR and offshore drilling – they make up like 1% of the world drilling market. If we opened it all tomorrow, it would change the price of gas by a couple of pennies in like 20 years. Considering gasoline doubled in price for like 6 months, I would say all this ANWR and drilling bullshit is a red herring — something only oil people should give a damn about — but I guess it is useful if you’re trying to indoctrinate Conservatives into faithfully serving Big Oil in whatever they may ask for in the future.

Will President Obama lift his OCS moratorium (which even his independent safety experts opposed), before it further devastates the battered Gulf economy, rigs head overseas, and thousands of experienced workers leave the industry for other lines of work?

I agree that 6 months is too long and a rather arbitrary length of time. I would like prolonged inspections of all the rigs out there, but the inspectors should decide when to bring them back on line, not Obama. However, the moratorium doesn’t affect oil wells that have already been dug and are producing oil. It just affects new wells being dug.

How will US wind and solar factories compete with Chinese and Indian facilities,

Huh?? Haven’t noticed any Chinese or Indian electric companies or gas stations around in this country.

How will regulators and “clean energy” companies deal with the nasty pollutants generated in the process of manufacturing hundreds of thousands of wind turbines and millions of acres of solar panels? How will they handle highly toxic silicon tetrachloride, the powerful greenhouse gas nitrogen triflouride and other chemicals used or generated in making solar panels, fiberglass and other components?

Ummm, my guess is they’ll throw it away like all the other crap generated from manufacturing everything else. It’s not like it’s nuclear waste (not that he’s complaining about that!).

How long will this Grecian Formula be sustainable?

Uhh… news flash: our economy is nothing like Greece. But if we do what the Republicans want and start cutting back, we are going to experience a lost decade just like Japan.

Every seven million gallons of corn-based ethanol requires billions in subsidies, cropland equivalent to Indiana, millions of gallons of water and millions of tons of fertilizer, to make fuel that costs more but gets less mileage than gasoline. Can someone explain how this is eco-friendly and sustainable?

Unless we want to the planet to turn into Venus, we’d better make it sustainable.

No Potty Mouths Running *My* Quagmire

So it looks like everyone is happy with McChrystal getting fired. As soon as I heard it, I thought Conservatives were going to have a field day jumping down Obama’s throat since they’re erupting in panic over something every day now, but they didn’t and now I’m kind of disappointed.

I mean, if you read the actual Rolling Stone article that got him fired, there’s nothing really that bad in it, just the typical disdain military types usually have for politicians. it wasn’t even McChrystal who said most of the stuff, just that he’d rather “get his ass kicked” by a room full of people than go to some political dinner. It was his aides who said the dinner was “fucking gay,” called Biden “Bite Me,” and said some other general is a “clown” who’s “stuck in 1985.”

That’s what jeopardized the mission? Democrats are glad he’s gone because he’s the same guy who politicized Pat Tillman’s friendly fire death by lying to the media (and if he was going to get fired, that more than making some disparaging remarks should have done it, but that was even before Obama hired him). And I guess Republicans are okay with it because they’re the only ones who should be attacking Obama. I can’t believe they aren’t accusing Obama of using it as an excuse to fire him for other reasons, because that’s what it looks like to me. Instead, Republicans are calling for him to also get rid of some ambassadors while he’s cleaning house. Some sources say McChrystal hasn’t been delivering, so maybe everyone’s using it as an excuse.

As Matt Taibbi points out, all this childish business with name calling obscured the real point of the Rolling Stone article, that while Obama had campaigned on a focused on defeating al-Qaida, he instead turned around and implemented McChrystal’s COunter-INsurgency program, or COIN, aimed at sending huge numbers of ground troops to live among the civilian population and slowly rebuild the government, “a process that even its staunchest advocates admit requires years, if not decades, to achieve.” In other words, that nation building stuff that Conservatives supposedly hate. This is the second general in Afghanistan to be fired in 13 months, which can’t be a great help to troop morale. I do think we should get out of Afghanistan, but if we’re going to stay in, then we probably shouldn’t be doing all this shoe-changing.

I know that the strategy is supposedly not changing, but doesn’t changing the person running the war pretty much ensure that at least part of the micromanagement strategy is going to change? But it’s like no one really cares about that stuff: it’s just “how will this affect Obama,” blah, blah, blah. I mean, does it even matter who we have running the show or is all this stupid religious reverence towards McChrystal and Petraeus just theater? Either it does matter, which means the strategy will ultimately change with the person calling the shots, or it doesn’t matter, and they’re just military figureheads used as a political tool.

Another funny thing is how the media is taking it: terribly. It’s sad to see journalists heap so much hate on a music magazine just because they got scooped. So you get people like Lara Logan complaining that Hastings must have broken some confidentiality agreement in order to get a story like that. Actually, the reason Hastings was able to get so much time with the general is because Iceland’s volcano grounded both Hastings and McChrstal’s team in Paris, so Team America spent the down time drinking Bud Light Lime. But even if he did break confidentiality, so what? Don’t we want reporters who are on our side and not the side of the celebrity in order to preserve access?

Bill O’Reilly, no doubt jealously wishing he had done the story, called Hastings “despicable” and a “weasel” and yet didn’t even have a problem with McChrystal being fired because, as he said, there was a rumor that McChrystal doesn’t watch Fox News, which is of course completely unforgivable. According to O’Reilly, “You live by the liberal sword, you die by the liberal sword.” So even when both sides agree with a decision, we still have to frame the story in this ridiculous partisan way.

Meanwhile, the CIA says that there are only 50 to 100 members of al-Qaida left in Afghanistan, and yet we’re going to be spending $100 billion a year, or $1 billion dollars for every member of al-Qaida. Corruption has gotten so bad that more declared cash flies out of Kabul each year than the Afghan government collects in tax and customs revenue nationwide. President Karzai, who we are propping up despite the fact he stole the election, said twice that he might join the Taliban. He’s also on heroin, which, as we know, is his brother’s business and which the army is protecting. Even when $1 trillion in untapped mineral deposits are discovered, it’s seen as a bad thing because it will just lead to the kind of war profiteering that decimated African nations (though as usual, Christopher Hitchens sees it differently). Although the minerals were found in 2007, the news of this was only just released after Afghanistan became America’s longest war ever. Even RNC Chairman Michael Steele has come out against continuing in Afghanistan, and is so being called to step down by William Kristol for “politicizing the war.”

The question is, who wants to continue throwing hundreds of loves and billions of dollars on a pointless perpetual war against a non-industrialized nation over 50-100 men? I kept hearing how Bush’s fatal flaw in Iraq was disbanding the Ba’ath party just because they were Saddam’s party, yet we’re doing the exact same thing with the Taliban when everyone knows the Taliban is still going to be there a year from now when we are planning to pull out. Just let Karzai ally up with them and put our war of revenge behind us.

Update: Christopher Hitchens suggests he be sent to help the drawdown in Iraq.


Idiot Box

Drudging for Mud

The Drudge Report used to be the first news website I checked every day. I knew that it was done by a Conservative and a lot of Liberal sites didn’t like him, but the format was good and only once in a long while would I have a problem with how a linked story was framed by the title appearing on the site. I even read back then that there was some some study done that said that Drudge linked to more liberal-based news articles than conservative-based ones.

Then the 2008 election came. Around that time, MSNBC decided it would take on the mantle as the Obama channel by hiring Rachel Maddow and later Ed Shultz. But even though MSNBC is still slanted to the left, they calmed down some after the election (and unlike Fox, MSNBC continues to have some prominent conservatives like Joe Scarborough and Pat Buchanan). For example, all the MSNBC pundits blasted Obama’s BP disaster speech in a way Fox would never have done to Bush. And I still don’t think CNN is the “Clinton Network News”: Just because all Democrats are pussies does not mean all pussies are Democrats.

The Drudge Report has never really slowed down their campaign mode. They’re still in full attack mode, joining in this crazy mass delusion from the Conservatives that Obama is going to turn America into some totalitarian socialist distopia.

I replaced the Drudge Report with the Drudge Retort after the site took the plunge into crazyworld, but I decided to check it out yesterday, and here’s what I found:

1. The headline read “CAN THE GOV’T TELL YOU WHAT TO EAT?” with an extremely unflattering picture of Kagan. The link went to a YouTube video entitled “Kagan Declines To Say Gov’t Has No Power to Tell Americans What To Eat.” But then when you watch it, you see Republican Senator Tom Coburn brings up this ridiculous question about what if congress made a law where everyone had to eat 3 vegetables and 3 fruits a day, would she enforce the law. Kagan says she thinks the law sounds dumb but says that she doesn’t believe judges should strike down laws because they think they’re dumb. Then the crazy senator from Oklahoma jumps on her as if it was her idea, asking, “Do we have the power to tell people what to eat every day?!?” There is a slight pause in which she is taken aback and is trying to figure out how to respond to his stupidity before the crazy senator from Oklahoma jumps in to bash the expansion of the Commerce Clause. I suppose this slight pause is what the video’s titlemaker meant by “declines to say.” Is this really what he’s worried about, the Food Police? The funny thing is he originally framed the question as “What if ‘I’ created this stupid law?” and then jumps directly to “How dare you think congress should dictate what Americans should eat?!”

Ugly Kagan

2. The Drudge report also had a link titled “Obama refuses to talk about BP mess at ENERGY meeting…” that led to an article with the headline “GOP Sen To Obama: You Can’t Talk Energy Bill Without Talking BP” The opening sentence said: “In the wake of the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama today summoned a bipartisan group of over 20 senators to the White House to push for energy and climate change legislation.” So it’s no wonder the Republican Senator wanted to change the subject.

3. Another title, “27 Indian troops die in Maoist rebel ambush” went to a tiny story that would never have been published if it didn’t have some Leftist buzzword to remind Conservatives of Obama’s Communications Director being a Maoist because she told that joke about a Maoist that she got from a Conservative.

4. A self-gratifying shot at the Daily Kos reads, “‘DAILY KOS’ ADMITS PUBLISHING FRAUDULENT POLLS…”, linking to a story titled: “Markos charges polling fraud.” Markos being Markos Moulitsas, founder of Daily Kos: he’s the one making the charges, not admitting to them. Here’s what Markos said about it: “I want to feel stupid for being defrauded, but fact is Research 2000 had a good reputation in political circles. Among its clients the last two years have been KCCI-TV in Iowa, WCAX-TV in Vermont, WISC-TV in Wisconsin, WKYT-TV in Kentucky, Lee Enterprises, the Concord Monitor, The Florida Times-Union, WSBT-TV/WISH-TV/WANE-TV in Indiana, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, the Bergen Record, and the Reno Gazette-Journal.”

5. Then there’s the Drudge title, “Gore Visits San Diego — Takes no questions, cameras ushered out…”, which leads to an article entitled: “Former Vice President Gore Visits San Diego” The part about the cameras being ushered out is in the middle of the story to explain that they got most of their information from people leaving the convention story, and the part about taking no questions is a short sentence appended to the very end of the story without any suggestion that a Q&A had been expected.

Another Conservative website, Flopping Aces, says Obama should resign for not meeting with the head of BP sooner. Does anyone know if anyone has even been fired from BP over what happened?

Also, I caught this on Keith Olbermann last night and thought it was pretty funny:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXj-4w4Reiw[/youtube]

30 Outrages Spewing Forth From BP’s Gate to Hell

Mississippi Delta
Oil seeps into the Mississippi Delta

[Last Updated June 21st]

1. The explosion on the Deepwater Horizion was caused by a large number of safety violations, as revealed by a 60 Minutes interview with one of the last survivors to escape the inferno. Stress was being put on the crew because they had lost time drilling the first hole too fast, breaking the drill and forcing them to abandon it for a second well, the one that ultimately exploded. A drill pipe was accidentally pulled while the blowout preventer had been engaged during a test, causing broken-off chunks of rubber to spew at the top. The supervisor dismissed the chunks of rubber. Not only that, but one of the pods had lost functioning a few weeks ago. There were two failed pressure tests, and although BP is claiming that it passed a third pressure test, a Halliburton supervisor disputes that the test was completed. On top of that, the batteries were weak, meaning the blowout preventer was broken in at least two known ways before it failed to work when it was needed. Amazingly enough, BP said it never followed a federal law requiring it to certify that a blowout preventer device would be able to block a well in case of an emergency and actually blamed the Minerals Management Service for not asking it to comply with the law.

2. During a safety meeting, Transocean manager Jimmy Harrel was talking about how they were going to cap the well when a newly arrived BP manager interrupted him, saying he was going to do it his way instead. The Transocean manager wanted to plug Halliburton’s corks into the well with a column full of heavy drilling fluid to keep the pressure contained, but the BP manager had the “mud” removed and replaced with sea water before the last plug was set in order to speed up the project. The BP manager had been flown to the rig along with several others to celebrate seven years without an injury. After the meeting ended, Harrell was heard grumbling, “I guess that’s what we have those [blowout preventer] pincers for.” After the explosion, Harrell was heard by a crewman yelling into the phone, “Are you fucking happy? Are you fucking happy? The rig’s on fire! I told you this was gonna happen…. I am fucking calm. You realize the rig is burning?” But during hearings by the Coast Guard and the Minerals Management Service, Harrell denied any conflicts with his BP or Transocean bosses.

3. A senior BP executive and CEO of Transocean told lawmakers that discrepancies in key pressure tests on the afternoon of the explosion should have raised alarms. Tests showed that the cement job hadn’t sealed off the well and a gaseous mixture was leaking into it. As far back as 11 months ago, BP was concerned about the well casing and the blowout preventer. One of the 11 men who died had been so disturbed by the safety violations that he had his will drawn up and his affairs put into order on his last trip home. On June 22, 2009, BP engineers expressed concerns that the metal casing the company wanted to use might collapse under high pressure. One engineer said, “This would certainly be a worst-case scenario. However, I have seen it happen so know it can occur.” Special permission had to be given because it violated the company’s safety policies and design standards, but internal reports do not explain why the company allowed for an exception for the “nightmare” well. BP employee Richard Miller wrote in an email, “We have flipped design parameters around to the point I got nervous.” The company could have squeezed more cement in using a new section of pipe that would have cost some $5 to $10 million dollars. Halliburton engineers told BP they should install 21 centralizer mechanisms instead of just 6 to ensure the casing ran straight into the well. The emailed response coming back from BP official Brett Cocales read: “But, who cares, it’s done, end of story, will probably be fine and we’ll get a good cement job… So Guide is right on the risk/reward equation.”

4. BP hired a top oilfield service company to test the strength of cement linings on the Deepwater Horizon’s well, but sent the firm’s workers home 11 hours before the rig exploded without performing a final check that a top cementing company executive called “the only test that can really determine the actual effectiveness” of the well’s seal.

5. BP engineers tried to activate a huge piece of underwater safety equipment but failed because the device had been so altered that diagrams BP got from the equipment’s owner didn’t match the supposedly failsafe device’s configuration, congressional investigators said.

6. An oil industry whistle-blower has told the Huffington Post that BP was aware of device tests on blowout preventers being falsified and had himself witnessed cheating on the tests at least 100 times. Failure is common.

7. BP makes $93 million in profit every day. That means they could have used one day’s profit to buy 186 of those acoustic fail safes that were deemed too expensive.

8. The figure of 5,000 barrels a day was hastily produced by government scientists in Seattle. It appears to have been calculated using a method that is “specifically not recommended for major oil spills.” An expert on oil slicks said his own rough calculations using satellite imagery suggested that the leak could “easily be four or five times” that estimate. After seeing the video of the spill, some are estimating 19 times that amount. A confidential government report on the unfolding spill disaster in the Gulf makes clear the Coast Guard now fears the well could become an unchecked gusher shooting millions of gallons of oil per day into the Gulf. The CEO of BP, Tony Hayward, however, has described the disaster’s impact as very, very modest. An internal document from BP originally made the estimate of 14,000 barrels per day. That also fit within the 12,000 to 19,000 estimate given by an independent report, but another internal BP document puts the worst case scenario at 100,00 barrels a day. According to the New York Times:

BP has repeatedly said that its highest priority is stopping the leak, not measuring it. “There’s just no way to measure it,” Kent Wells, a BP senior vice president, said in a recent briefing. Yet for decades, specialists have used a technique that is almost tailor-made for the problem. With undersea gear that resembles the ultrasound machines in medical offices, they measure the flow rate from hot-water vents on the ocean floor. Scientists said that such equipment could be tuned to allow for accurate measurement of oil and gas flowing from the well. Richard Camilli and Andy Bowen, of the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts, who have routinely made such measurements, spoke extensively to BP last week, Mr. Bowen said. They were poised to fly to the gulf to conduct volume measurements. But they were contacted late in the week and told not to come, at around the time BP decided to lower a large metal container to try to capture the leak. That maneuver failed. They have not been invited again. “The government and BP are calling the shots, so I will have to respect their judgment,” Dr. Camilli said. BP did not respond Thursday to a question about why Dr. Camilli and Mr. Bowen were told to stand down. Speaking more broadly about the company’s policy on measuring the leak, a spokesman, David H. Nicholas, said in an e-mail message that “the estimated rate of flow would not affect either the direction or scale of our response, which is the largest in history.”
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A small organization called SkyTruth, which uses satellite images to monitor environmental problems, published an estimate on April 27 suggesting that the flow rate had to be at least 5,000 barrels a day, and probably several times that. The following day, the government — over public objections from BP — raised its estimate to 5,000 barrels a day. A barrel is 42 gallons, so the estimate works out to 210,000 gallons per day. BP later acknowledged to Congress that the worst case, if the leak accelerated, would be 60,000 barrels a day, a flow rate that would dump a plume the size of the Exxon Valdez spill into the gulf every four days. BP’s CEO, Tony Hayward, has estimated that the reservoir tapped by the out-of-control well holds at least 50 million barrels of oil.

Satellite imagery of the oil spill has also been posted on the NOAA website. The shape of the oil looks just like a dragon on April the 28th.

Oil dragon
BP Oil dragon uses his breath attack against the Louisiana coast.

9. BP has resisted entreaties from scientists that they be allowed to use sophisticated instruments at the ocean floor that would give a far more accurate picture of how much oil is really gushing from the well. “The answer is no to that,” a BP spokesman, Tom Mueller, said on Saturday. “We’re not going to take any extra efforts now to calculate flow there at this point. It’s not relevant to the response effort, and it might even detract from the response effort.” Gigantic plumes of oil dozens of miles long and several miles wide have been discovered underneath the ocean by several independent sources, yet BP CEO Tony Hayward outright denied these findings, saying, “The oil is on the surface. There aren’t any plumes.”

10. BP was deploying oil-dispersing chemicals, called Corexit, manufactured by a company with which it shares close ties, even though other EPA-approved alternatives have been shown to be far less toxic and, in some cases, nearly twice as effective. As liberal blogger Bryan Lambert puts it: “What’s in Corexit? Nobody knows. Why? Because it’s a trade secret. Because three-plus decades of pro-corporate deregulation [has] gotten us to the point where a foreign oil company can dump hundreds of thousands of gallons of a mystery chemical made by NALCO into the ocean, and we can’t make them tell us what’s in it.” By May 12th, 6 dolphins had washed up dead on the coast and a video had been shot of more swimming in dispersent-tainted water. Sea turtles and other endangered species are also at risk. Divers examining the site of the accident have seen how the millions of gallons of crude and the introduction of chemicals to disperse it have thrown this underwater ecosystem into chaos. Fishermen were reporting being disoriented and coughing up stuff, with one claiming a doctor told him his lungs looked like those of a 3-pack-a-day smoker. Marine toxicologist Riki Ott said the chemicals used by BP can wreak havoc on a person’s body and even lead to death. “The volatile, organic carbons, they act like a narcotic on the brain,” Ott said. “At high concentrations, what we learned in Exxon Valdez from carcasses of harbor seals and sea otters, it actually fried the brain, [and there were] brain lesions.” It’s maker, NALCO, says it’s 27 times safer than dish soap. Yet BP’s home country banned the stuff for the North Sea. BP CEO Tony Hayward instead blamed food poisoning for the workers getting sick. According to one human rights group, BP is discouraging crews from using respirators because it’s bad PR. The EPA originally stated it could not force BP to choose a different one but then reversed itself, demanding that the company choose a safer dispersant within 72 hours or explain why no other dispersent meets the necessary standards. BP has ignored this order, saying that they have not found sufficient supplies of a safer chemical, but even if there isn’t enough supplies of the safer chemical, that’s no excuse for not buying them out and using them first. On June 9th, the EPA quietly released a list of the dispersent’s ingredients. Corexit 9527, used in lesser quantities during the earlier days of the spill response, is designated a chronic and acute health hazard by the EPA. Corexit 9500, the formula used since late April, has two hazardous chemicals taken from crude oil and a third hazardous chemical found in detergent and certain laxatives.

11. BP originally forced now-out-of-work fishermen they hired for cleanup duty (some of who are contemplating suicide) to sign a waiver promising not to talk about what they saw with the public or sue BP for any health problems they get from working in such a dangerous environment. When people started to complain, BP claimed it was a mistake and that the waiver form was generic (meaning they always demand people keep quiet and give up all their rights). BP is now using a different form. But now it’s come out that two survivors of the rig explosion are alleging they were forced into seclusion in order for Transocean to coerce them into signing legal waivers. BP is also trying to buy off people’s right to sue with ridiculously small settlement offers and has now hired the former secretary to Dick Cheney to head their public relations in America. Bob Cesca wonders when we will be hearing that the oil spill is in it’s “last throes.”

12. Much was made of BP including arctic-based walruses on their emergency response plan’s list of animals threatened by the oil spill, proving it was just a cribbed version of the Valdez response plan. But now it’s coming out that Exxon Mobil, Chevron, ConocoPhillips and Shell also submitted emergency response plans that, in addition to being “virtually identical” in their outdated and ineffective methods, nearly all reference the safety of walruses.

13. According to Truthout.org, one of Bush’s Department of Justices killed a criminal probe into BP that threatened to net top officials:

West was confident that the thousands of hours he invested into the criminal investigation would result in felony charges against BP and the company’s senior executives who received advanced warnings from dozens of employees who worked at its Prudhoe Bay facility that unless immediate steps were taken to repair the severely corroded pipeline, a disaster on par with that of the 1989 Exxon Valdez spill was only a matter of time.

In fact, West, who spent nearly two decades at the EPA’s criminal division, was also told the pipeline was going to rupture – about six months before it happened.

In a wide-ranging interview with Truthout, West described how the Justice Department (DOJ) abruptly shut down his investigation into BP in August 2007 and gave the company a “slap on the wrist” for what he says were serious environmental crimes that should have sent some BP executives to jail.

He first aired his frustrations after he retired from the agency in 2008. But he said his story is ripe for retelling because the same questions about BP’s record are being raised again after a catastrophic explosion aboard the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig killed 11 workers and ruptured an oil well 5,000 feet below the surface spewing 200,000 gallons of oil per day into the Gulf waters for a month.

14. The Minerals Management Service, or MMS, conducted at least 16 fewer inspections aboard the Deepwater Horizon than it should have under its own policy, a dramatic fall from the frequency of prior years. Even using the more favorable numbers for the most recent 64 months, 25% of monthly inspections were not performed. The first set of data supplied to AP represented a 59% shortfall in the number of inspections. An Interior Department review itself found in 2008 that MMS was “a dysfunctional organization that has been riddled with conflicts of interest, unprofessional behavior and a free-for-all atmosphere for much of the Bush administration’s watch,” which involved 13 employees accepting gifts from energy companies, cocaine use and sexual misconduct. Secretary Dirk Kempthorne said that, “between 2002 and 2006, nearly one-third of the staff socialized with, and received a wide array of gifts and gratuities from, oil and gas companies,” including ski and golf trips, tickets to sporting events, a party in New Orleans, dinners, drinks and a paintball outing. Last summer the Obama administration tapped a BP executive to serve as a deputy administrator for land and minerals management.

15. BP has spilled a sizable amount of oil in the last 15 years compared to other companies. OSHA statistics show BP ran up 760 “egregious, willful” safety violations, while Sunoco and Conoco-Phillips each had 8, Citgo had 2, and Exxon had 1 comparable citation. The MMS collected only 16 fines for nearly 200 safety and environmental violations in the Gulf of Mexico. After a BP refinery explosion in Texas City killed 15 people and injured 180 in 2005, a Justice Department investigation found that the explosion was caused by “improperly released vapor and liquid.” Procedures required by the Clean Air Act to reduce the possibility of an explosion were either not followed or had not even been established. From 1998 through 2007 (the year MMS issued its last fine against the company), BP paid less than $580,000 in penalties for 12 safety violations. The fines were the equivalent of a rounding error.

16. The MMS has exempted 27 other offshore drilling projects from an environmental analysis since the accident, including one to BP. Both the Bush Administration and Obama have tried to blame this on an unrealistic 30-day time limit, but a November 2008 court ruling found that “[t]here is flexibility built into the regulatory scheme so that the agency can perform its full duties under NEPA.” One of the worst elements of the “Dick Cheney energy bill” had a direct role in eliminating the kind of regulatory oversight that may have prevented the blowout of BP’s Mississippi Canyon 252 well on April 20th, 2009. The legislation also dramatically expanded the circumstance under which drilling operations could be excluded from environmental reviews and be approved almost immediately. “Employees describe being in Interior – not just MMS, but the other agencies – as the third Bush term,” says Jeff Ruch, executive director of Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility, which represents federal whistle-blowers. In the three months prior to the disaster, BP hired at least 27 lobbyists who formerly worked in Congress or the executive branch and spent more than $3.8 million dollars on lobbying the federal government.

17. The man in charge of gas and oil drilling for the MMS, Chris Oynes, who gave Transocean an award for safety just last year, has announced he’ll retire at the end of the month. Oynes was promoted to Associate Director for Offshore Energy and Minerals Management with the Interior Department in 2007, despite being embroiled in a controversy over the friendly terms he signed for companies who leased land in the Gulf. Representative Carolyn Maloney, at the time said: “It is completely ridiculous that MMS would take the person most likely responsible for the royalty rip-off and put him in charge of the whole show.”

18. The government seems to have given BP complete command not only of the clean-up, which represents a gross conflict of interest in and of itself, but even command of the Coast Guard, as evidenced by the Coast Guard and BP threatening journalists documenting the oil spill:

The Obama administration, it appears, has higher priorities … namely helping BP in its frantic efforts to keep the public in the dark about what is almost surely the worst environmental catastrophe in U.S. history.

Contacts in Louisiana have given me numerous, unconfirmed reports of cameras and cell phones being confiscated, scientists with monitoring equipment being turned away, and local reporters blocked from access to public lands impacted by the oil spill. But today CBS News got it on video, along with a bone-chilling statement by a Coast Guard official:

“These are BP’s rules. These are not our rules.”

But wait … isn’t that a public beach? From my viewpoint, it looks as if the Coast Guard* has been given direct orders to protect BP’s PR interests above safety concerns over air and water quality, above the outcries of local governments in need of aid, and (worst of all) above the need for the American public to be informed about what is really going on in the Gulf.

A contractor says BP is also trying to hide the effects of their disaster, saying, “There is a lot of coverup for BP. They specifically informed us that they don’t want these pictures of the dead animals. They know the ocean will wipe away most of the evidence. It’s important to me that people know the truth about what’s going on here.”

19. Although BP originally assured the EPA and MMS they had measures to contain any disaster, they never bothered building any containment devices before the spill because a blowout “seemed inconceivable.” So the dome they built was never tested under such pressure. Sure enough, the dome failed. BP then delayed the attempt to stop the leak using the “top kill” for quite a long time. Scientists said a misfire could lead to new problems. Ed Overton, a Louisiana State University professor of environmental studies, said the blowout preventer could spring a new leak that could spew untold amounts of oil if there’s a weak spot that is vulnerable to pressure from the heavy mud. Ultimately, it too failed. So how long could it be until the hole is plugged? Try Christmas.

20. Ken Abbott, who worked for Shell and GE, was hired by BP in 2008 to manage thousands of engineering drawings on how to shut down another Gulf of Mexico rig called Atlantis in case of an emergency. He found 89% of those critical drawings and 95% of the underwater welding plans had never been inspected and approved.

21. If this disaster is anything like the Valdez incident, BP will probably be able to get the punitive damages against them minimized, as the legal teams of most huge companies are able to do. Exxon was originally ordered to pay $5 billion in punitive damages, but after 20 years of litigation, Exxon managed to cut it down to about 10% the original judgment against them, amounting to about 1.4% of their $36.1 billion profit that year. BP also happens to have been the leader of the botched containment efforts in the critical hours after the Valdez ran aground. More than 20 years after the Exxon Valdez foundered off the coast of Alaska, puddles of oil can still be found in Prince William Sound. And more than 40 years after the barge Florida grounded off Cape Cod, dumping fuel oil, the muck beneath the marsh grasses still smells like a gas station. “In the bodies of organisms such as mammals or birds, these aromatic hydrocarbons can be transformed into even more toxic products, which can affect DNA.” The effects of the oil spill may linger in the genetics of Gulf coast animals long after the spill is gone, resulting in mutations that could lead to problems ranging from reduced fertility to cancer.

22. The Republican Senator Lisa Mukowski of Alaska has blocked legislation that would raise the maximum liability for penalties to the oil companies for these kinds of disasters from $75 million to $10 billion. Murkowski has collected over $426,000 — more than any other industry aside from electric utilities — for her campaigns over the course of her career. She is joined by Republican Senator Mitch McConnell, who says he’s afraid it will unfairly hurt smaller oil companies, as if there are any. The idea of retroactively changing the law to increase the limit is so absurd to Glenn “Nazi Tourette’s” Beck that he suggested people will soon be arrested for driving their cars and quipped, “Is this what we fought the Nazis for?” Meanwhile, some protesters are calling for BP to be seized. To dream.

23. Despite the fact that both Obama and the CEO of BP has repeatedly said that BP will be paying the bill for all the damages, the White House has asked Congress for $10 million to fight litigation against the government involving the oil spill. Transocean is petitioning to limit their liability to $27 million. BP has a law firm headed by a Clinton deputy attorney general and the company has asked that a single, cherry-picked Houston judge with oil ties be put in charge of all the pre-trial issues stemming from the 100+ lawsuits now being brought against them.

24. According to the Public Policy Polling: “Just 9% of voters say they think environmentalists caused the spill while 22% are unsure and 69% don’t believe they had anything to do with it. Even among GOP voters only 13% are buying into the ‘the environmentalists’ did it frame of mind.” “Just 9%”? And 31% think it’s either a sure thing or a coin flip, and that’s supposed to be a compliment? I admit after seeing a poll that said 20% of Americans think the sun revolves around the earth, I’m willing to admit that people just plain lie on these polls, but still, that’s almost 1 in 3 who think environmentalists may or may not be involved. Thank you Rush Limbaugh for “putting it out there.”

25. As covered by just about everyone, when BP, Transocean, and Halliburton were called to explain what happened to Congress, each tried to place the blame on the other.

26. Obama denounced it as a “ridiculous spectacle” of finger-pointing. Rand Paul then characterized the criticism as “un-American,” adding: “And I think it’s part of this sort of blame-game society in the sense that it’s always got to be somebody’s fault instead of the fact that maybe sometimes accidents happen.” He also criticized Interior Secretary Ken Salazar (“a right-of-center Democrat who often favors industry and big agriculture in battles over global warming, fuel efficiency and endangered species”) for saying the administration was putting it’s “boot heel on the throat of BP.” If only. Sarah Palin took the exact opposite position, suggesting Obama isn’t taking over because of BP campaign donations, and PolitiFact has noted that Obama has taken a lot of money from BP in particular, although Republicans took in more. After famously touting the safety of offshore drilling to the point where it became the resonate chant of the 2008 Republican presidential election, Palin is now blaming the disaster on “xtreme greenies” protesting onshore drilling, very similar to Rush Limbaugh’s other bullshit story that environmentalists “pushed” the drilling further offshore when in fact companies were simply allowed to take the drilling deeper as reserves closer to shore became depleted.

27. After several weeks, BP has finally approved an idea funded by Kevin Costner for separating the oil. Jeff McMahon writes:

Maybe “Waterworld” wasn’t a complete waste. While Costner was making that watery flop he began paying scientists to develop an idea for cleaning up oil spills — a large-scale centrifuge that can separate oil from sea water, saving the oil in tanks while returning the clean seawater to the sea.

BP approved Costner’s “Ocean Therapy” centrifuge as a cleanup technology yesterday, according to WWL-TV, after watching it work in New Orleans last Thursday. The centrifuge reportedly can remove 97 percent of the oil from water.

The New Orleans Times-Picayune seemed dismissive of Costner’s centrifuge when it appeared last week, listing it along with a raft of other ideas people have submitted for addressing the BP’s disaster in the gulf.

But one centrifuge can clean up to 210,000 gallons of sea water per day, according to John Houghtaling, CEA of Ocean Therapy Solutions. That’s the amount some government scientists estimate has been spilling from the remains of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico.

“The machines are basically sophisticated centrifuge devices that can handle a huge volume of water and separate at unprecedented rates,” Houghtaling told WWLTV. “Costner has been funding a team of scientists for the last 15 years to develop a technology which could be used for massive oil spills.”

Inspired by the 1989 Exxon-Valdez spill, Costner and his brother Dan have invested $15 million in the centrifuge.

You read right. These multi-billion oil companies can’t afford to look into oil separation technology, but Kevin Fucking Costner can. Next thing you know they’re going to be bringing in James Cameron to brainstorm solutions for the oil spill alongside scientists, academics, and Washington officials.

28. Oh, wait. They ARE bringing in James Cameron to brainstorm solutions for the oil spill alongside scientists, academics, and Washington officials. Video Gum blogger Gabe reacts thusly:

You know what that means, right? We’re fucked. Boys, if you could play us out that would be great. I mean, I know that James Cameron has the world’s most extensive collection of Titanic figurines, and that one time he wore a fanny-pack to Brazil so that he could hug the jungle back together, but I am pretty sure that if the nation’s leading Actual Ocean Scientists and Trained For Real Oil Spill Disaster Relief Experts are running so thin on ideas that we are inviting “the dude who made Abyss” into the chambers of power to try and, you know, mix it up, I for one am saying goodbye to my loved ones and climbing onto the roof of my building with a life-preserver around my neck and a gun with one bullet in the chamber tucked into the waistband of my HAZMAT suit. Goodnight, nurse!

Actually, I’ve been told that Cameron has a team of scientists helping him, which makes me wonder if we should just turn over our entire energy apparatus to Hollywood.

29. Russia has dealt with a similar problem successfully four out of five times. Their method? They nuked the well. The Russians are advising we do the same, saying “the chances of failure in the Gulf of Mexico are 20%.” We probably wouldn’t even need a nuke, just a high-powered explosive. Some news personalities, only recently as far as I have been able to tell, have put some small amount of time into the consideration of blowing up the well, but only in the context of mocking the “nuclear option.” I’ve heard very little serious consideration for using conventional explosives. Even this may still be untenable, but I find it strange that nothing but ridicule has been heaped upon it. Granted, the Russian disasters were gas leaks on the land, not oil leaks deep underwater, and there is obviously a great danger that even a non-nuclear explosive could make things worse, but everything else has failed so far, so there’s no reason to assume the relief pipe that will appear two months from now will work and we can’t just let it go on forever. If the relief pipe does fail, I bet Keith Olberman won’t be acting like the idea is so crazy.

30. BP and Shell are making “discreet” stops at Iran to purchase their oil. Three reporters from the Wall Street Journal write:

An oil tanker named Front Page, chartered by Royal Dutch Shell PLC, left this port on March 17 and reported it was going to another U.A.E. port, then on to Saudi Arabia, ship-tracking data show.

But the tracking information reveals that Front Page also made an unreported stop—to the coast of Iran. There it loaded Iranian oil, according to records obtained by oil traders and shipping sources.

The incident, some oil-industry experts say, is an example of how some companies these days are hiding their business dealings with Iran, even when they are perfectly legal because they aren’t subject to any sanctions.

Another oil tanker that stopped in Iran in March, which oil traders say was chartered by Total SA of France, turned off its tracking transponder throughout the visit, according to ship-tracking data.

Spokesmen for Shell and Total declined to comment.

None of the current sanctions proposals in the United Nations or the U.S.—including the latest ones agreed to this week by the U.S., Russia and China—would target Iran’s oil-export business, which generates about half of its government revenues. Doing so, experts say, likely would drive up the commodity’s price world-wide and result in higher gasoline prices in the U.S., of as much as $1 more a gallon, even though the U.S. doesn’t import any Iranian oil.

U.S. officials also fear that targeting Iranian crude could wreak havoc on the recession-ravaged economies of allies like Japan, which last year imported about 421,000 barrels of Iranian crude a day, just behind China and India.

As a result, companies like Shell and BP PLC continue to do a brisk business buying Iranian oil products. BP declined to comment.

BP has a long history of this, starting with its founding in 1909 to plunder Middle Eastern oil reserves. And now here they are in command of their own disaster without showing any evidence that they know what they’re doing or that they have America’s best interests as their top priority. It’s crazy.

And all of this is only the latest in a long line of disastrous practices that have wrecked the ocean.