About Jeff Q

I live in New Orleans. I have a Bachelors in Computer Science and a Masters in English Literature. My interests include ancient history, religion, mythology, philosophy, and fantasy/sci-fi. My Twitter handle is @Bahumuth.

The Dying and Rising Gods

I have posted the introduction to what is going to be a glossary of the Dying-and-Rising Gods. It takes a serious look at the Talmud, the Toledot Yeshu, and the history of the Onias dynasty as legitimate sources for the construction of the historical Jesus.

Any comments for the article would be greatly appreciated.

Defending the Time Lord Goddess

Dawkin's Ishtar-Eostre picture
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4/26/14: Update Below

So the Richard Dawkins Foundation posted a picture on Facebook identifying Ishtar as the goddess that Easter was named after. Assuming that the original author of the picture meant that Ishtar was the earliest form of the Easter goddess, it implicitly identified Eostre, the Western fertility goddess that Easter is named after, with Ishtar, the Eastern goddess whose Mesopotamian and Anatolian dying-and-rising cult is centered around Christmas and Easter. This caused a lot of people to think they finally caught Mr. Smarter Than Religion in a huge blunder, although Dawkins himself does not control the Facebook page. A Germanic goddess and a Middle Eastern goddess? How could there be any relationship between those two?

The Dawkins fan definitely should not have just thrown that out there like it was a indisputable fact that the names were etymologically linked. It’s also dripping with anti-theist sarcasm that characterizes the New Atheist movement, which probably isn’t a good way to convince people. But it goes to show how far the movement has gone now that they’ve been able to open up the door on a dialogue about Easter that was perhaps slightly cracked open when Stan from Southpark said, “I’m just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs, there seems to be a gap of information.”

Since Old English has no relationship to the Semitic languages of Mesopotamia, there was of course a huge backlash for the picture’s author’s inability to fact check. One of them tried to say that we don’t know for sure that eggs and bunnies originally came from the fertility goddess, suggesting that it may have come from monks exchanging eggs during Easter in the Middle Ages, but that would seem to be quite a coincidence. Nearly all of them disputed the Ishtar-Eostre connection. Rational Blogs put it this way:

9. No, Eostre isn’t a form of Ishtar or Astarte. That comes from a certain strand of Christian belief that all pagan gods are played by the same small cast of demons. Ishtar was ancient Babylonian, Eostre (if she existed) Anglo-Saxon; thousands of miles and many hundreds of years apart.

10. By Google Maps, Ishtar’s holy city of Uruk lies a phenomenal 3,500 miles from Jarrow, where Bede wrote down the name of the alleged Goddess Eostre. (For comparison, that’s about the same as the distance from London to New York.) To make that journey today, you would have to travel through Iraq, Syria, Turkey, Bulgaria, Serbia, Hungary, Germany and Belgium before crossing the English Channel and making the final trip up to Tyne and Wear in the UK. Ishtar was not only 3,500 miles away from Eostre, she was about a thousand years earlier in time, too.

11. There is, however, linguistic evidence to suggest a Proto-Indo-European dawn goddess (Hausos) who may be the antecedent of Eostre. This is NOT the same thing as postulating a single entity who turns up across the centuries in different guises. That’s Time Lords you’re thinking of.

No one in the media has really tried to defend the connection, including the “Dawkins Foundation”, which subsequently retracted the picture. But let me go out on limb and say that despite the fact that it seems like it’s an etymological impossibility, I do think there is a link between the names Ishtar and Eostre.

The reason I think there is a connection is because, yes, the Dawn Goddess is a Time Lord: the worship of her somehow thrived throughout all of Eurasia, from Spain to Mal’ta (just above China) for over 20,000 years, making the belief system so vast and all-encompassing that the word “religion” may not be an adequate classification for it.

The problem is people tend to think that before the “monotheistic revolution” of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, everyone had their own gods and their own language which had no relationship to one another. This is a completely false paradigm. Looking at the archaeological evidence of humanity’s prehistory, we can see that there was only one deity that was worshiped before the dawn of civilization: a goddess with huge breasts held by tiny hands, a faceless head covered with beads (or striped caps, or something), sometimes including a bead necklace, and huge hips that often descended into tiny pin-sized feet. These characteristics are far too specific and far too common for all these “Venuses” to be different goddesses. Likewise, most languages are derived from Proto-Indo-Eureopean, which started around Turkey around 3500 B.C. and then spread all the way to Ireland and India over 3000 years. So if you have both a language and a goddess religion spread throughout the entire Old World long before the primary sources were written, you can see where linking Ishtar to Eostre is no where near as crazy as everyone seems to think it is.

Contrary to what the author of the Rational Blog wrote, neither the name Ishtar nor the goddess behind the name originated from Uruk. It was only the city that housed one of the most famous temples to her. Uruk was a Sumerian city. The Sumerian name for Ishtar was Inanna, and the Sumerian language is completely unrelated to the nearby Semitic Akkadians who used the name Ishtar. The name Ishtar is a generic name for “goddess” and can actually be found all across Mesopotamia and Anatolia in many different forms: Astarte, Atar, Astar, Ashtar, etc., located in Syria, Palestine, Aram, Arabia, and Anatolia. These many different forms provides genetic proof that the name is very old. This is confirmed by figurines of Inanna that have the same characteristics of the Eurasian Mother Goddess. Actually, the vast majority of Middle Eastern goddesses appear to be Ishtar-like fertility goddesses derived from the ancient Mother Goddess.

If the Mother Goddess was worshiped for over 20,000 years, that certainly rules out dismissing a cultural relationship because of a mere millennium, and even if Ishtar did come from Uruk, 3,500 miles is not some crazy long distance that disproves any connection. It is a widely accepted possibility that the Norse division of the gods between the Aesir and Vanir is equivalent to the Hindu division between the Asuras and the Devas and the Zoroastrian division between the Ahuras and the Daevas. Both Aesir and Asura appear to derive from the Proto-Indo-European word *hzénsus meaning “life force”, which is related to the Hittite word hass meaning “to give birth”. The division between the gods also fits well within the context of other religions in between such as the Titans vs. the Olympians of Greece and the Elohim vs. the Baalim of Mesopotamia. (Elohim is the word used for God in the Hebrew Bible despite the fact it is linguistically plural and Baalim is the plural of the god Ba’al, as in Baelzebub.)

Eostre is related to the word “East”, the direction in which the sun rises. The Proto-Indo-European goddess mentioned, Hausos, “the Shining One”, became Eostre when an extended stem “tro” was added to it. It is unknown exactly where Proto-Indo-European began, but the best guesses so far are the Pontic Steppe north of the Black Sea or just a little further south in Anatolia, which is now called Turkey. Ishtar was definitely known in this area. Her name appears in the Hittite “Kingship in Heaven,” the original creation myth that inspired the creation story in Hesiod’s Cosmogony. “The Empire of the Amorites” (1919) by Albert Tobias Clay (printed by Yale) made a very compelling case, on both a historical and etymological level, that all the Mesopotamian gods originated from Anatolia.

There are also hints of a shared mythology between Germany and Mesopotamia. Baldr is a dying-and-rising god who is accidentally shot and killed by his blind brother Hodr with a mistletoe dart, which was the Achilles Heel of the otherwise immortal deity. Baldr’s mother Frigg, who was identified with Venus, asked the goddess of the Underworld, Hel (from which the name Hell derives), to release Baldr if all objects weep for his death, a ritual reminiscent of the “weeping for Tammuz” that was done for the dying-and-rising version of Yahweh at the Jerusalem Temple, as shown in Ezekiel 8:14. But because of the refusal of a single giantess, believed to be the “trickster god” Loki in disguise, Baldr was to remain in the underworld until Ragnarok, the Norse apocalypse. Isaiah 14:12 also speaks of a Canaanite “son of the Dawn” named Hel-El, or “Hel-God”, who falls from heaven, mimicking the descent of Venus or “evening star” at dusk. Like Eostre, this “Shining One” is named after the twinkle of Venus in the morning and evening, from which the get the Latin name “Lucifer”. The Canaanite myth is likewise linked to the mythological motif behind the most famous of the myths about the Sumerian Ishtar, “Inanna’s Descent to the Netherworld”, which also happens to feature the underworld ruled by a goddess rather than a god. Hel-El’s father Shahar, the god of the dawn, also had a twin brother, Shalem, the god of the dusk, and the deity that Jerusalem, or Yeru-shalem, was originally named after. They appear to follow the same “good twin/bad twin” motif that Baldr and Hodr occupies, symbolizing the dual natures of the rising morning star and the falling evening star, and are often considered to be the twin avatar of Athtar, the male equivalent of Ishtar.

The ancient fertility goddess and the dying-and-rising gods have an ancient link to one another. Each of the mysteries, from Dumuzi to Tammuz to Adonis to Dionysus to Osiris to Baldr was associated with a mother goddess who causes the death of the god and/or tries to bring him back to life. Vatican hill was known to have hosted the Anatolian Mother goddess Cybele, who they called Magna Mater, or “Great Mother”, whose lion totem confirms her association with Ishtar, and the Vatican necropolis has turned up images equating Jesus with Mithras using symbolism of the sun. Thus, religious syncretism is far more ubiquitous than most people realize, so it’s not surprising that they balk at the idea the Christian religion, whether they love or despise it, may be part of a tradition that has a far older pedigree than a 2,000-year-old Jewish apocalyptic movement.

Update:

Here are some criticisms I got via Twitter:

@Atheist_Viking: The New World Encyclopedia rewrites Wikipedia articles to serve the agenda of the Unification Church. Hardly a place I’d cite. Speculation from them is worse than useless. It should be dismissed outright.

Thanks for pointing that out. I had originally written that I was the only person to venture a real defense for the possibility that Easter came from Ishtar, but then decided to make one more search on the internet to see if that statement was true. I was a bit perturbed by the lack of a source but assumed that in the very least it meant I was “not alone” in seeing a connection, and so deleted my original sentence and replaced it with that quote about some unnamed scholars. Admittedly, I was a bit stretched for time since I wanted to get it posted before I went to have an Easter lunch.

@LilithsPriest: There’s no “Ishtar” from 20,000 ybp, although there have been Goddesses forever.

I never said the name Ishtar is as old as the figurines. The goddess had multiple names of course, but variants of the name Ishtar were very popular around Anatolia and the Middle East.

@danguyf: How does that work when Easter originated as Pascha and is only called “Easter” in Germanic languages?

It’s like saying Yule came from Saturnalia. Pascha’s based on an earlier Canaanite festival that’s universal. Passover was still celebrated by polytheistic Jews who worshipped Anat (sister of Hadad) along side Yahweh.

@danguyf: I just meant the name. That Christ is the Passover lamb is entirely intentional.

Inanna’s/Ishtar’s husband Dumuzi was also a martyred shepherd.

@Cavalorn: Eostre has no egg and hare symbolism, though. That’s all retroactive association from later writers, beginning w/ Grimm. Bede admits to offering speculative interpretations of festival names, cf. Modranecht. So he saw value in doing so. Also, his Modranecht comment strongly implies he had no first-hand information to draw from.

Even without Grimm’s speculations, the connection to fertility is the most reasonable explanation.

@Cavalorn: Not definitively based on PIE. Dr Philip Shaw argues a different derivation

I am open to that possibility. Unfortunately, the link you gave me didn’t go to it.

@Dragonblaze: Both are cyclical gods, used as an aetiology for the death and rebirth of vegetation. As that’s an universal observation in the Northern Hemisphere, it’s no more evidence for direct connection than the existence of solar deities is. The Greek Persephone myth is a similar aetiology for the same observation, but again, it’s not connected to either. It can be, as I just illustrated in the Isis/Madonna comparison. Especially if iconography is based on a similar observation…

The story of a young vegetation god whose life is ended by being hung on a tree or entrapped by demons beside a tree and who ends up splitting his time between his wife, who is associated with the planet Venus, and her sister, the Queen of the Underworld is a good synopsis for myths associated with both Dumuzi/Inanna/Ereshkigal and Adonis/Aphrodite/Persephone and a complicated enough story that I would posit a single origin for it.

@Dragonblaze:The nearest equivalent to Persephone would be Geshtinanna, Dumuzi’s sister, Lady of the Vine – but her exile is voluntary.

Persephone and Ereshkigal are both Queens of the Underworld and share our time with the dying-and-rising god with Ishtar/Aphrodite. Artemis is the closest Greek equivalent to Geshtinanna.

@Dragonblaze: Seriously, I really don’t get where @Bahumuth gets his “one world language” idea from, especially when tied to Paleolithic. Show me ONE linguist who claims PIE existed in Paleolithic! And you’re forgetting isolates, Fenno-Ugric etc. Not _quite_ sure, but as he seems to link the Paleo figurines to his “one world religion and language”, it’s likely.

I didn’t date the name to the Paleolithic, just the goddess behind the name. Proto-Indo-European is dated to the 3000s B.C. although some go so far as to date it to the 7500s.

@Dragonblaze: Deities based on phenomena, like solar and lunar deities have a common function, but aren’t related… I would say all deities have common functions. But the myths can vary a lot…

I would say that 20,000 years of only female figurines is in itself a pretty big coincidence.

@Dragonblaze: So these phallic figurines that are 12,000 years old don’t count?… I’m not a mind reader, and when your tweet said “no male figurines”, this article shows that claim is wrong. This is always the danger: we may interpret pre-literate artifacts wrongly based on our cultural expectations. Also, the Shigir Idol is not conspicuously female, and it’s c. 7500 BCE… Male Vinca figurineMale figurine from Tisza Culture, c. 5000 BCE

My claim was 20,000 years of only female figurines.

Oldest Venus: 35,000 years old
Oldest penis-shaped figurines: 12,000 years old
Oldest genderless figurine: 9,500 years old
35,000 – 12,000 = 23,000 years
35,000 – 9,500 = 25,500 years

@Dragonblaze: As for the facts, why would the myth make the jump between Mesopotamia and England/Germany without leaving traces to other European languages? It’s Pascha, Pask, Pasquale etc in the others. Eostre and Ishtar are also separated in time, and it’s not even certain that Eostre _was_ a real goddess, given the lack of evidence.

The Norse Aesir and the Hindu Asura are separated by even longer spans of distance and time, but many scholars see a connection between those names.

@Dragonblaze: …I asked for citation of your claim…

http://www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/%C3%86sir.html

http://books.google.com/books?id=CJs2AQAAMAAJ&pg=PA420&dq

http://books.google.com/books?id=sEIngqiKOugC&pg=PA22&lpg=PA22&dq

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahura#cite_note-1

http://books.google.com/books?id=aCTHIbK43sUC&pg=PA561&lpg=PA561&dq

@Dragonblaze: Okay, thanks. The connection here is more plausible, as Sanskrit and Old Norse are both IE languages.

Okay, so a connection between German and Hindu Proto-Indo-European isn’t crazy but a connection between German and Anatolian Proto-Indo-European is?

@Dragonblaze: The _only_ IE language in Ancient Near East is Hittite… Time and place, remember? Hittite culture died quite early, 1178 BCE and there is no record of it having influenced other IE… Besides that, Ish[t]ar would be a Semitic loan word in Hittite, whereas Aesir/Asura/Anhju are from a PIE root. See the difference?

The Hittites were followed by the Syro-Hittites who also had Ishtar.

Besides that, the Hittites were not the only Indo-European speakers in the Near East. There were also the Armenians. In Armenian mythology, the goddess of love and fertility was Astghik, literally “East Star” i.e. Easter, from the Proto-Indo-European word *hzster. The Armenians themselves identified Astghik with both Ishtar and Aphrodite, both of which are equated with the Roman Venus, the “East Star”. The Armenians celebrated her festival not in April but July, and the holiday was rededicated to the Transfiguration of Christ when they became Christianized. From these facts alone, I would argue we do not even need the Venerable Bede to make the confirmation that the name Easter came from a goddess.

Like Ishtar, Astghik had a lover, Vahagn. Astghik and Vahagn formed a triad with Anahit, a goddess of war, wisdom and healing, who they identified with Artemis. Like Artemis’ brother Apollo, Vahagn was a dragon-slayer. The brother-sister theme of Apollo/Artemis is likewise paralleled by the sibling-lovers Hadad and Anat. Anat takes revenge for Hadad between his death and resurrection, which I see as paralleled by Geshtinnana helping her brother Dumuzi escape his demonic persecutors. The dragon slaying motif is likewise paralleled by Yahweh’s fight with Leviathan, Hadad’s fight with Lotan and Marduk’s fight with Tiamat and in my view reflects the historical defeat of the pre-Sumerian culture of the Ubaid that worshiped Nammu (Tiamat), Enki and Dumuzi as snakes or dragons, as archaeology has unearthed humanoid figures with snake/lizard/dragon faces from that time period in Mesopotamia and Dumuzi is often given the title “Mother-Dragon-of-Heaven” (even though contemporary Sumerians later identified him (but not Inanna/Ishtar) with the same bull totem as most of the other gods). This is also why the Promethean god of wisdom Enki is portrayed as a snake tempting Eve with wisdom from Inanna’s tree in the Garden of Eden (located on the Tigris and Euphrates), just as Inanna (Ishtar) took the secret arts of civilization, the me‘s, from Enki’s temple in Eridu (the Biblical Enoch) and brought it to Uruk. The Sumerians correctly identified the original deity Nammu as a female, even though she was not a main character in any of their myths and barely even registered a personality. The Babylonians did away with her distinction as first deity by personifying the Akkadian apsu // Sumerian abzu, literally “abyss”, into the Father God Apsu, so as to create a patriarch god as ancient as the Mother Goddess, then explained it away by saying Ea (Enki) cast a spell and made Apsu “go to sleep”, that is, turned the “god” into the inanimate freshwater that became Enki’s home. The Babylonian nation god Marduk then slays Tiamat and takes all the titles of the other gods to become the king god, marking what was a growing trend of imperial henotheism, the worship of one god over many, replacing polytheism. But even going to battle against a female must have been too embarrassing for the later Canaanites and Judahites who turned the matriarchal nemesis into a male hydra.

In the Romance languages, Friday is known as the “Day of Venus.” As I explained already in my post, the Norse dying-and-rising god Baldr is protected by his mother Frigg, who is also identified with Venus and whose name is etymologically linked to the Anglo-Saxon name Friday. Baldr was killed by his blind brother Hodr with a mistletoe dart causing him to die on the Winter Solstice (Christmas). This is a myth associated with rise of the morning star and fall of the evening star, which are likewise associated with the twin brothers Shahir, the god of the dawn, and Shalem, the god of the dusk, the sons of El, which is also the Hebrew word for god, and both were equated with Athtar, the male equivalent of Ishtar. This makes Good Friday of special interest since the holy day is traditionally said to be based on John 19:42 making Jesus’ crucifixion the day before the Sabbath (Saturday) even though the Synoptic gospels portray him as being crucified on the Sabbath. The “Sign of Jonah” from Matthew and Luke is supposed to be a prophecy that Jesus would stay in the “belly of the whale” for three days, but this doesn’t fit with either chronology since Friday is two days before Easter Sunday and one day before the Sabbath.

Now, it is true that Ishtar is a Semitic name, and the Semitic language is generally believed to have migrated to the Middle East from Africa. But the etymology of the name Ishtar is uncertain. A popular theory is that Arabia breeds vast numbers of nomadic tribes that cannot be supported requiring them to migrate out in waves as part of a “Saharan pump”: first the Akkadians, then the Amorites, the Arameans, the Nabateans, and finally the Arabians. George A. Barton argued in “On The Etymology of Ishtar” (1911) that it derives from a south Arabian root that means “She who waters”.

But if this etymology is to be accepted, look at what we have here: it means that Ishtar started in Africa, moved through Palestine, and then crossed into Anatolia, while *hzster, a goddess with the same characteristics, the same planet identification, the same mythological background, and a similar name, moved from the Pontic-Caspian Steppe, down through Anatolia, into Armenia, essentially criss-crossing one another and being identified with one another by their respective peoples. I will accept that this is a distinct possibility, but it is in the very least a scenario that is far different than envisioned by critics who laugh mockingly about the tenuous connection between Ishtar and Easter as completely out of time and place.

Another theory which I find rather compelling comes from “The Empire of the Amorites”, which argues that Arabia’s climate was actually far more fertile in the ancient world, making the “Saharan pump” hypothesis harder to explain, and that a survey of names do not provide adequate evidence of large scale migrations from Arabia. Leaving aside the anthropological question of the ultimate origin of the Semitic race, Clay points out that Genesis places the Semites as starting from where Noah’s Ark at Mt. Ararat in Anatolia, to Shem’s son Aram, to his son, Uz (Arabia), indicating the belief in a line of migration opposite to that of the “Saharan pump”. Joktan, a great grandson of Shem, has 13 sons named after 13 Arabian peoples, also pointing to a southern migration. The tradition that the six Arab sons of Keturah, the second wife of Abraham, also indicate a belief that the Aramaeans from the north settled Arabia. Clay also provides an analysis on many of the names of the Akkadian gods, indicating a large number of them are from Anatolian origin. Admittedly, Ishtar is not named among them, but if we follow the gist of this scenario, the names Ishtar and *hzster could possibly have originated from around the same place, Anatolia, which also happens to host some of the largest and most ancient monuments predating the Sumerians and Akkadians.

A 2009 Bayesian analysis of Semitic histories identifies an origin of Semitic languages in the Levant around 3,750 B.C. with a single introduction from southern Arabia into Africa around 800 B.C. This to me seems reasonably close enough to the best estimation of the original location of the Proto-Indo-European language to have been the original provider of the name, or perhaps for both languages to have inherited the name from a now dead language.

The description of Noah as the first winemaker also links him with the Eucharistic nature of the dying-and-rising gods such as Geshtinanna and Dionysus (who is also locked in a great chest and thrown in the ocean). This is corroborated by the name of the Greek version of Noah, Deucalion, whose name means “New-Sweet-Wine Sailor”, and whose father is Prometheus, the equivalent of Enki, the father of Dumuzi and the deity who warns the shipbuilder in every Mesopotamian flood myth from Ziusudra to Ut-Napishtim. Baldr also happened to own the greatest ship ever built, called the Hringhorni. In the Finno-Ugaric version of the flood story, centered around Finland, Hungary, and Russia, the sky god Numi-Tarem tries to use a “holy fiery-flood” to destroy the prince of the dead, Kulya-ter, but builds two great ships, an iron airship for the gods and a covered raft for the people, and similar to Noah’s invention of wine, the flood hero tells his wife how to invent beer.

Some of the critics on Twitter have mocked me as a hack and continue to equate my position with that of the Dawkins guy who makes it sound like the connection between Easter and Ishtar is an indisputable fact despite the fact that I criticized him for doing so and then used rather defensive language like “going out on a limb” when saying I believed there was a connection. My point is not that the name Germanic Eostre came directly from the name Ishtar. My point is that the question of the name is a lot more complicated than both sides try to make it out to be. There is good reason to think they are etymologically connected. Not solid proof. But certainly enough to have an educated opinion that they are connected. My opinion is they are. Those who claim to know this cannot be true are the ones taking “shortcuts”.

Jesus Mythicism: The Final Response

Here is my response to the last post John Walker made at “Freedom in Orthodoxy” to my arguments, which he says will be his last. I do hope that John at least provides a few quick answers to my questions in my comment section, but if he doesn’t, he at least has spent more time debating mythicism than the majority of Biblical scholars.

John,

Thank you very much for responding to my last post. I also appreciate that you are willing to keep the debate centered on the actual evidence rather than make continuous appeals to authority like Bart Ehrman and James McGrath does or focus entirely on the psychological profiles of mythicists like Joseph Hoffman does. At the same time I am extremely disappointed in the way you simply acknowledge the parallels and then go on to dismiss them, failing to explain whether you think they are coincidences or if such copying of mythological motifs is not relevant, and if so, why.

1. STY allegedly contains a story that Tertullian recounts. Now, the only problem is, when you read Tertullian, he doesn’t contain the story that Jeff says he does. Read Tertullian’s De Spectaculis and the closest thing you’ll find is this: Tertullian boasts that in the day of the Lord he will be able to point to Christ and shout, “This is He whom His disciples secretly stole away, that it might be said He had risen again, or the gardener abstracted, that his lettuces might come to no harm from the crowds of visitants!” This is clearly a reference to those who deny Christ’s resurrection by appealing to the stealing of the body or misplacement by a gardner. Not the “disciples trampling the cabbages of Judas”.

I did not say that Tertullian told the whole story from the Toledot Yeshu. I said he referenced the story, proving it existed in his own time. Yes, of course it is related to the reference to the stealing of Jesus’ body, but Tertullian clearly cites two traditions: 1) That the disciples stole his body, and 2) The gardener stole his body to keep the disciples from stepping on his lettuces. Matthew 28:11-15 knows of the first tradition, saying that the priests and elders invented a story that the disciples stole Jesus’ body and that this story was still being told “to this day” by “the Jews” (not the priests and elders, not those who deny Jesus, but “the Jews”). The Toledot represents a combination of both traditions, saying Yeshu was hung on a cabbage stalk because none of the trees would take him and then the gardener stole him and buried him in his garden to prevent his disciples from stealing the body. None of the gospels say anything about Jesus being buried by the gardener or anything about cabbages or lettuces, so what you appear to be arguing, at least as far as I can tell, is that the tradition of “the Jews” about Jesus’ body being stolen was either lost or never existed and that later Medieval Jews took the the story element about disciples stealing the body from Matthew, the ambiguous link between Judas (i.e. the gardener) and the “Garden of Blood” from Matthew and/or Luke, and the reference to the gardener stealing the body and lettuces from Tertullian, then combined them all to make that story. That is pretty extraordinary. Aside from the strange explanation necessary for why Medieval Jews would choose those particular details to react against, what evidence is there that the authors of the Toledot were familiar with Tertullian or any other church father? Or maybe you believe its a coincidence? Well, Tertullian also wrote in Against Judaism 9.31, that the Jews did not even contend that Jesus performed miraculous healings, saying, “it was not on account of the works that you stoned him, but because he did them on the Sabbath.” Yeshu was stoned to death as befitting a Jewish execution, which obviously could not have been done publicly during the Roman occupation. Is that also a coincidence or are these Jewish writers really so versed in Tertullian?

2. Why should we trust the “Judas Thomas sect” over the Gospels which were written much earlier?

John is hardly early, having first been mentioned by Irenaeus in the 170s-180s. As Rudolf Bultmann established, John was originally a “Signs Gospel”, which the majority of scholars accept, and was revised twice, the first time from a Mandaean Gnostic sect, which for some reason most scholars not so much as reject as completely ignore (Randel McGraw Helms being an exception), and then a second time from an ecclesiastic redactor. So there shouldn’t be anything radical about suggesting there were previous story elements in John that have since been edited out. The questions that you need to answer are: why would Mary Magdalene mistake Jesus for the gardener and why would Judas be linked in two contradictory ways to a “Garden of Blood” if the “Judas as Gardener” story element did not already exist when these gospels were being written? If the tradition that Judas the gardener was Jesus’ twin is later than John, why does it offer a good explanation for why Mary would have misidentified the gardener as Jesus? If John inspired Thomas and the Toledot, why is it that the specific story element of Mary Magdalene looking for Jesus dropped from both traditions? It makes far more sense that the order of myth construction is: 1) Gnostics identify the gardener/traitor figure as Jesus’ twin (Thomas) as a literary irony; 2) One of Mark’s sources identify the traitor figure with Judas Iscariot because of the Sicarii Judas of Galilee and “the twin” (Thomas) is relegated to one of the other disciples, as if he’s someone else’s twin; 3) Other Gnostics combine the traditions so that Jesus’ twin, Judas the gardener, is crucified in Jesus’ place and Mary Magdalene confuses Jesus for Judas the gardener; 4) Canonical John uses the tradition of Mary confusing Jesus as the gardener but separates Judas Iscariot from Thomas, forcing him to leave out the reason why Mary would make such a mistake, then uses the “Doubting Thomas” story to criticize the Gnostics he is borrowing from for not believing in the literal bodily resurrection of Jesus.

3. Why should the Talmud be trusted over the Gospels? Isn’t it more likely that STY, a textually medieval Jewish text, would derive elements from the Jewish Talmud, not the other way around.

I am providing proof that the tradition of five disciples were known to both the gospels and the Talmud, so it isn’t really trusting one source over another in this case. If the gospel says that these the five loaves turning into twelve loaves then seven loaves has some special numerical meaning, and the Talmud offers the final piece of a great explanation for it — five disciples, twelve apostles, and seven evangelists — then you should either accept that it makes sense or try to argue that this is a coincidence. But let’s look at your first question: Why should the Talmud be trusted over the Gospels? Well, all things being equal, one would imagine that the Pharisees would create traditions to counter the Jesus movement before the sect became so Hellenized that the majority of their members were getting their information about Jesus in Greek. The Talmud was constructed in Palestine and Babylon, closer to Jewish milieu in which Jesus would have lived, while the Apostolic Church that Ireaneus and Pope Victor founded was centered in Ephesus, Lyons and Rome, using earlier gospels from Rome, Alexandria, and Antioch, so I would argue that the third-century Rabbis have a stronger hereditary link to the Pharisees than the second-century Greek-speaking Apostolic Church had with Aramaic-speaking Messianic Jews in Galilee and Palestine. Now, let’s assume, as you have it, that the epistles were the earliest tradition in Greek. With the exception of the Pastoral epistles, which are very late, what data could be used from any of the epistles, canonical or apocryphal, to show that anyone knew any of the biographical details of who Jesus was, and where and when he lived? If you can’t even establish a biography from every epistle typically dated to the first century, why should you assume that that the followers of Jesus who would have access to some of them know when Jesus lived? The epistles, regardless of whether or not they were forged, are also nonfictional, while modern critical scholar agrees that the gospels are mostly fictional, even if they all agree they can find plenty of nonfictional elements in it without agreeing with each other completely on how much of these elements and which ones are nonfictional. So if the early, nonfictional epistles say that Jesus was hung on a tree, why do you trust the later fictional gospels that Jesus was crucified on a cross? Aside from all that, it just makes more sense for the story of Jesus to be retold in a later date, something mythology and movies do all the time, rather than the enemies of Jesus making his sect older than popularly believed and taking even more responsibility for his death than is typically ascribed. The expected answer to “You Jews crucified our Lord” should be “No we didn’t. A few unnamed Pharisees had the Romans crucify Jesus for disrupting the legitimate Temple service during Passover and we had nothing to do with that.” Instead, the Talmudic answer is “We executed Yeshu according to the law because he was a magician and were in a bloody conflict with his followers long before the first century A.D.” Why make that up?

4. That doesn’t suggest historical reliability. This is a non-critical way of evaluating the text. I find it bizarre that you give such credence to the STY while denying the much firmer fourfold Gospel tradition.

Bart Ehrman uses the references to Jesus’ brothers being named in Mark to make the argument that Jesus was a historical person. Do you think that is a “non-critical way of evaluating the text”? I would agree that giving names to brothers that offer no bearing on the story would be a decent argument if it were not for the fact that the names match other Messianic figures from that area and so in fact do offer a symbolic bearing on the story since it explains why people from that area did not consider Jesus to be someone of particular importance.

5. The Gospels agree that their was some Jewish figures played a role in the events leading to his execution. Mara Bar Serapion’s relevant excerpt says this: “Or the Jews by the murder of their Wise King, seeing that from that very time their kingdom was driven away from them?” This could just as easily refer to the sacking of Jerusalem.

Playing a role in an execution is not the same as executing someone yourself. The sacking of Jerusalem can hardly be equated with having “their kingdom driven away from them.” The revolt only lasted a few years and Jerusalem was still being fought over by three major factions when the Romans reconquered it. It’s hard to have a “kingdom” without a “king”.

6. The relevant portion of Epiphanius can be read here (Part 29: 3.1-3.8). It clearly does not place Jesus right after Alexander Jannaeus, but rather has Herod following Jannaeus and then Jesus later holding a position like that of Jannaeus.

Epiphanius says “For the rulers in succession from Judah came to an end with Christ’s arrival. Until he came the rulers were anointed priests, but after his birth in Bethlehem of Judea the order ended and was altered in the time of Alexander, a ruler of priestly and kingly stock.” He is clearly repeating a tradition that Jesus was born in the first century B.C., when Alexander lived. As I said, he did this without realizing it, and so goes on to amend this tradition so that it fits within the gospel context.

7. I actually don’t really know how to respond to this one. It’s just a bit bizarre.

The question you should answer is, do you think its a coincidence that Honi the Circle Drawer also hid from the authorities as he traveled to Jerusalem, was also captured by Pharisees, also exhibited silence during his interrogation, and was also executed on Passover? Added to these parallels, we also have the fact that both Yeshu and Honi the Circle Drawer had Simon ben Shetach as an enemy and the fact that Honi III is identified as a martyred Messiah in Daniel 9:26. What is more likely to have turned into a major religion: a failed semi-pacifistic peasant revolt against the Jerusalem Temple or a rich and powerful priestly dynasty, going back to the time of Daniel’s composition, that had hereditary rights to the Jerusalem Temple?

I must admit, after reading the texts that Jeff refers to, I am not confident that he has read them himself.

That’s okay. I think the same thing about yourself, especially after you said the Jesus Seminar is “fringe” but Crossan isn’t.

I’m not sure how, or why, but he considers the Pauline Corpus to be 2nd century. I obviously disagree with this. That would mean all the Pauline texts are pseudonymous which raises the question of why his name would be appealed to at all.

By that logic, why would there be any scripture attributed to Mark or Luke or Barnabas? If proximity to Jesus was all that mattered, we’d expect nothing but epistles and gospels from Peter, James and John. I think the name Paul was first invented by the Marcionites as a representation of Peregrinus, who was a popular Cynic prophet in Asia Minor, where the Stoic Marcionites were from, to use as a foil against the Twelve, who they portrayed as misunderstanding Jesus. Obviously, I have reasons to back this up, but don’t want to bog down this response, so I’ll just offer my Gospel Source Flowchart to show how I view the composition of scripture.

First off, parallels say nothing to historicity.

What does that mean?

3. I’d love to hear what text Tammuz’ eucharist comes from?

From the Courtship of Inanna and Dumuzi:

“Dumuzi sang:
‘O Lady, your breast is your field.
Inanna, your breast is your field.
Your broad field pours out the plants.
Your broad field pours out grain.
Water flows from on high for your servant.
Bread flows from on high for your servant.
Pour it out for me, Inanna.
I will drink all you offer.'”

Notice that the bread and water is metaphorically associated with Inanna’s body, just as the bread is metaphorically associated with Jesus’ body.

From the Epic of Ba’al:

Eat bread from the tables!
Drink wine from the goblets!
From a cup of gold, the blood of vines!

Here the wine is specifically referred to as metaphorical blood.

This is an Orphic Sacramental Bowl from Pietroasa, Romania, dated to the 200s or 300s A.D. Orpheus is holding a fisher’s net and shepherd’s staff, with wheat and grapes (bread and wine) growing above his shoulders:

Dionysus

And here Dionysus is crucified on a cross-tree as initiates partake in a bread and wine Eucharist:

Dionysus

4. Cool, but the Gospels don’t speak of Christmas (or the 25th of December). No derivation there. Again, what texts does this come from?

No, but the celebration of Easter was definitely established before the Bible was canonized in the 170s-180s, and remember, the majority of ancient Christians would have been illiterate, so let’s not retroject the notion that the Bible is the end-all be-all back into the origins of the Jesus movement.

5. I’m pretty sure that nothing in the New Testament speaks of Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Actually, the idea comes from Peter being given the keys to the kingdom in Matthew 16:19, where it specifically says that he gets to decide what is bound and loosed in heaven. Plus the idea that one has to sympathize with the death of Jesus in order to get into heaven is definitely present in the Gospel of John.

6. That’s very interesting. Point me to these myths and I will to read them.

From Inanna’s Descent to the Netherworld:

“Holy Inana answered the demons… They followed her to the great apple tree in the plain of Kulaba. There was Dumuzid clothed in a magnificent garment and seated magnificently on a throne. The demons seized him there by his thighs. The seven of them poured the milk from his churns. The seven of them shook their heads like ……. They would not let the shepherd play the pipe and flute before her (?). She looked at him, it was the look of death. She spoke to him (?), it was the speech of anger. She shouted at him (?), it was the shout of heavy guilt: “How much longer? Take him away.” Holy Inana gave Dumuzid the shepherd into their hands. Dumuzid let out a wail and turned very pale. The lad raised his hands to heaven, to Utu: ‘Utu, you are my brother-in-law. I am your relation by marriage. I brought butter to your mother’s house. I brought milk to Ningal’s house. Turn my hands into snake’s hands and turn my feet into snake’s feet, so I can escape my demons, let them not keep hold of me.’ Utu accepted his tears. Utu turned Dumuzid’s hands into snake’s hands. He turned his feet into snake’s feet. Dumuzid escaped his demons. They seized [broken tablet]……. Holy Inana wept bitterly for her husband. A fly spoke to holy Inana: ‘If I show you where your man is, what will be my reward?’…. She came up to the sister (?) and [broken]…… by the hand: “Now, alas, my [broken]……. You for half the year and your sister [the Queen of the netherworld, Ereshkigal] for half the year: when you are demanded, on that day you will stay, when your sister is demanded, on that day you will be released.” Thus holy Inana gave Dumuzid as a substitute …..”

The ending mirrors that of Adonis who likewise splits his time between Aphrodite (Inanna) and Perspehone (Ereshkigal), symbolizing the change of seasons between the Spring Equinox (Easter) and the Winter Solstice (Christmas).

7. I have a feeling that is not the only place “kicking against the goads” is found. That would be like saying that I’ve quoted N.T. Wright because I’ve said “the proof is in the pudding”. I’ve just as well quoted darn near every Brit to have walked the Earth.

Sure, but it’s said in the same context, from the god himself to a man who is repressing the religion. There’s also the chains breaking on their own accord to let the Dionysus’ followers out of jail, the same that happens to Peter and Paul. Like Jesus, Dionysus allows himself to be arrested and is interrogated by Pentheus in a way very similar to how Jesus is interrogated by Pontius Pilate. In the Gospel of John Jesus says, “You would have no authority at all over me, had it not been granted from above.” (19:10), similar to Dionysus saying, “Nothing can touch me that is not ordained.” (line 547). In the Gospel of Luke, Jesus says “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing.” as he is being crucified. In The Bacchae, Dionysus tells Pentheus: “You know not what you are doing, nor what you are saying, nor who you are.” (line 484). Divine retribution is similarly promised in the poem, in which Dionysus says, “But I warn you: Dionysus who you say is dead, will come in swift pursuit to avenge this sacrilege.” (line 548).

8. I didn’t know that Ba’al was underdeveloped in Judaism.

In rabbinic Judaism, Ba’al is not Satan and Satan is not the devil.

10. That has nothing to do with Jesus. And that theory does not hold wide acceptance.

As with Ezekiel, it shows that the Tammuz cult has had a long history with Judaism. The style, theme and a good deal of content of the texts are identical. Just like in the Courtship of Dumuzi and Inanna, the husband is called a king and a shepherd, while his bride is also referred to as his sister. Both canticles consist largely of lovers’ dialogues separated by musical refrains, both use the terms milk and honey as sexual euphemisms, and both move from the mother’s house to a special apple tree for the honeymoon:

“Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men. In his shade I take delight and sit down, and his fruit is sweet to my taste.” -Song of Solomon 2:3

“I would go with you to my apple tree.
There I would plant the sweet, honey-covered seed.” -Courtship of Dumuzi and Inanna

“Your lips drop sweetness as the honeycomb, my bride; milk and honey are under your tongue. The fragrance of your garments is like the fragrance of Lebanon.” -Song of Solomon 4:11

“Fill my holy churn with honey cheese.
Lord Dumuzi, I will drink your fresh milk.” -Courtship of Dumuzi and Inanna

“His legs are pillars of marble set on bases of pure gold. His appearance is like Lebanon, choice as its cedars.” -Song of Solomon 5:15

“At the king’s lap stood the rising cedar.” -Courtship of Dumuzi and Inanna

“If only you were to me like a brother, who was nursed at my mother’s breasts! Then, if I found you outside, I would kiss you, and no one would despise me. I would lead you and bring you to my mother’s house– she who has taught me. I would give you spiced wine to drink, the nectar of my pomegranates. His left arm is under my head and his right arm embraces me. Daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you: Do not arouse or awaken love until it so desires. Who is this coming up from the desert leaning on her lover? Under the apple tree I roused you; there your mother conceived you, there she who was in labor gave you birth.” -Song of Solomon 8:1-5

“Open the house, My Lady, open the house!”
Inanna ran to Ningal, the mother who bore her.” -Courtship of Dumuzi and Inanna

12. I didn’t know people thought that amulet was authentic.

The amulet was lost during World War 2 when the Berlin Museum was bombed by Allied forces. From my understanding, archaeological artifacts that are known fakes are not typically kept in museums. I’ve seen the argument at Bede.org that the blogger’s own personal research led him to believe the bent arms and legs only came from the Medieval era, but that’s simply unture. But even if we assumed it was fake, there is also a second century marble sarcophagus shows an old man bringing a crucifix to the baby Dionysus to symbolize his fate. Other archaeological evidence show similar parallels.

Marble Sarcophagus of Dionysus with Cross

I don’t think I need recurse to devils in order to manage these parallels. Even if proven, they prove little. And I doubt that proof will be forthcoming. To demonstrate that there are similarities between Jesus and an ancient god is not to demonstrate that their is derivation.

What do you mean “they prove little”? You say that as if there are some other hypothetical arguments that would prove something, but what, in your mind, could I possibly have presented to you to make a compelling case? Are you saying these are all coincidences or are you saying it doesn’t even matter if all these themes were copied from prior mythological motifs? This unexplained dismissal only shows to me that you have erected a mental blockade to enforce a denial that any parallels can be accepted as evidence.

I disagree with your reading of Josephus. I think there is an authentic portion of the Tesimonium Flavian. Likewise, his references to Jesus’ brother, James, seems legitimate.

In 1912, William Benjamin Smith, a professor of Mathematics at Tulane University in New Orleans, presented an examination of the two paragraphs from Josephus, dividing it into five parts:

1) Pilate attempts to bring Caligula’s effigies into Jerusalem but is stopped by protestors for five days, after which Pilate decides to massacre them but changes his mind after seeing the Jewish protestors kneel and bear their necks to him in a show of self-sacrifice;

2) Pilate massacres protestors who try to stop him from using sacred money to create a water supply;

3) A random, unimportant wise man is crucified for no explained reason;

4) “And about the same time another terrible misfortune confounded the Jews…”; and

5) four thousand Jews are banished from Rome.

Smith argued that Josephus meant for this to be a list of massacres, and that the “terrible misfortune” that “confounded the Jews” mentioned in (4) could only be a reference to the massacre in (2) since that could hardly be an adequate description for the death of one wise man. This would mean that the entire Testimonium regarding Jesus must be a forgery. The phrase “a wise man, if indeed one may call him a wise man,” is still awkward, possibly indicating that the phrasing went through two redactions: the first one calling him a “wise man” and the second one adding the more pious parts including “if indeed one should call him a man.” Jerome’s Latin version instead has “He was believed to be the Christ” and Jewish philosophy scholar Schlomo Pines has called attention to a Lain manuscript from before the 700s A.D. that does not have the line “if indeed one ought to call him a man” (Zindler 59).

Smith had argued in a series of books since 1894 that the lack of historical details in the New Testament epistles implied Christianity had originated from a Nazorean sect derived from the Essenes. A German philologist named Eduard Norden also wrote a similar argument for the Josephus passage being a forgery independent of Smith a year after him (Wells, Early 191). Doherty also points out that “[i]n the case of every other would-be messiah or popular leader opposed to or executed by the Romans, he has nothing but evil to say” (Doherty 210). Given that Josephus helped kill thousands of his fellow Jews in battle over Messianic hopes, we would have to assume that had Josephus known about the Triumphal Entry and Jesus taking charge of the Temple grounds, which certainly would have been the most famous thing about the gospel Jesus, he would have written as negatively on him as he did all the other would-be Messiahs.

As for the New Testament writings, I didn’t know that “Scholars agree it’s all pseudo-graphical”. Not the ones I’ve read.

What Biblical scholars do you know believe the actual disciples wrote Matthew and John or that Peter wrote 1 and 2 Peter? I would guess any you would care to name also have a problem with the scientific fact that the earth is more than 6,000 years old. These are apologists. I’m talking about critical scholars, as in scholars who admit that the Bible is man made and contains contradictions and interpolations. Many conservative and Fundamentalists seem to think the majority of scholars are like themselves and it’s the “liberal Jesus” scholars who are on the “fringe”, but the truth is critical scholars do not even engage with apologists, just as apologists only reference other apologists. The debate in critical scholarship is not liberal Jesus scholars vs. apologists, but liberal Jesus scholars vs. apocalyptic Jesus scholars, like Albert Schweitzer, scholars who believe Jesus was preaching that the end of the world was to come to an end in the first century A.D.

And, for the record, Jesus as a cynic is relatively controversial and has been considered unwarranted by much of scholarship. Crossan does not have many backing him on the cynic claim.

Well, that would only have relevance if you actually read Crossan’s arguments, which as I said, you have already given me good reason to doubt.

In closing, I apologize if I’ve come across as disrespectful. I only felt the need to legitimize this correspondence because, as you’ve admitted, your view is very marginal and dismissed by most of scholarship.

The idea that Buddha is mythical is also marginal among Buddhist scholars, but as I already mentioned, new evidence has arrived to show Buddhism to be older than previously believed as well.

To summarize my thoughts: I am utterly unpersuaded.

Your first post called mythicism “blasphemous” so that obviously leads me to question if you can even allow yourself to accept the possibility that these parallels are significant without condemning yourself to divine punishment. So the question is, could anything persuade you? Since you do not offer an explanation of why it would not matter if the parallels are true or for what you consider to be legitimate evidence, I think not.

Jeff

Jesus Mythicism: Response^3

John Walker wrote another article, this one to me personally, entitled “Jesus Mythicism: A Response to A Response”. This is the original post and here is my original reply. Here is what John wrote back to me:

If I’ve understood “Bahumuth” (presumably his pseudonym) correctly, then I am one of the “Biblical scholars” who hate mythicists. Now, unfortunately, I have to reject this on two grounds. As much as I’d like to be, I’m not Biblical scholar, but I appreciate the compliment. Second, I have no hatred toward mythicists. I am, admittedly, often annoyed by them. Not because they challenge conventional thought, though. Heck, I think a guy rose from the dead. Rather, its the unwarranted confidence they have behind their claim. Radical ideas are spoken of as if they’re recognized facts. It’s not just that they think that Jesus didn’t exist, it’s that scholarship knows that he didn’t.

That blog entry title was not meant to imply that you are a Biblical scholar or that you hate mythicists. It was a hastily-invented title that I admit was a poor and confusing choice. The meaning was a general statement towards the fact that mainstream Biblical scholarship completely ignores mythicism with the exception of extremely disappointing attempts at disdainful dismissal by scholars like Bart Ehrman and Joseph Hoffman. So of course mythicists do not claim that scholarship “knows” Jesus didn’t exist. The main contention is that the vast majority of mainstream Biblical scholars completely ignores the topic as if the arguments do not even merit consideration in the scholarly world.

But if we are going to criticize naming conventions, then I find it funny that you are literally writing under the title “Freedom in Orthodoxy” yet suggest that believing the central tenant of Orthodox Christianity “challenge[s] conventional thought.” You know what would actually challenge conventional thought? Writing something that does not conform to Orthodoxy!

Touche. I must read this Sepher Toledot Yeshu. I normally ignore Medieval texts as sources of information about Jesus, but perhaps…

Yes, I know. That is the immediate response I always get. “It’s medieval and too late to be relevant.” Here is why that presumption is wrong:

1. Tertullian makes a reference to Jesus’ disciples’ trampling the cabbages of Judas’ garden, which only happens in the Toledot Yeshu (De Spetaculis 100.30).

2. In the Toledot, Yeshu’s betrayer, identified in a later version with Judas, is a gardener. In John, Mary Magdalene confuses Jesus with the gardener. The Judas Thomas sect believed Jesus’ betrayer was his twin brother and there’s an alternative tradition in which Judas was crucified in Jesus’ place. (The idea that Jewish critics decided to ignore most of the far more popular details of the canonical gospels to expand on that tiny irrelevant detail in John is extremely unlikely.) Thus, it solves the strange question of why Mary confused Jesus with the gardener: the story element comes from a gospel in which they looked alike because they were twins.

3. The Talmud names five disciples of Yeshu, four of which appear in the Toledot. Jesus splits five loaves and has twelve leftover, then splits seven loaves with seven left over, then specifically tells his disciples the numbers have some special relevance. The numbers represent the five disciples named in the Talmud feeding the spiritually hungry with knowledge, leaving behind the twelve apostles, followed by the seven “evangelists” referenced in Acts.

4. There are historical elements in the Toledot that have no bearing on the story, such as the fact that Yeshu is married and has sons that accompany him on the Triumphant Entry, which itself has more credibility as happening before the Roman occupation. The Flight to Egypt due to sectarian strife also makes more historical sense than Matthew’s story about escaping Herod because of a prophecy.

5. Mara Bar Serapion says that the “Wise King” was killed by the Jews, not the Romans, which better fits the Toledot, the Talmud, 1 Thessalonians, and Delbert Burkett’s Sanhedrin Source (used for both Luke-Acts’s Passion narrative and Stephen’s martyrdom story). Mara links the divine retaliation not with the destruction of the Temple, as the gospels do, but the loss of the Jewish kingdom, which happened when Pompey conquered it in the first century B.C.

6. Epiphanius likewise endorses a tradition that Jesus was given the crown of the Jewish kingdom after Alexander Jannaeus without realizing that it would place Jesus in the first century B.C.

7. The story of Jesus hiding from authorities as he traveled to Jerusalem, being captured by Pharisees, exhibiting silence during his interrogation, and being executed on Passover comes from a story repeated by Josephus about Honi the Circle Drawer, who also lived during the first century B.C. Honi’s family were the original Zadokite owners of the Jerusalem Temple and so would have been seen as an alternative priesthood to the Herodian hierarchy. This provides a more realistic explanation for an origin than a local peasant movement expanding into a rival religious sect. These “proto-Christians” were Essenes who wanted to restore the Zadokite line to the temple, calling their leader the Teacher of Righteousness (Zedek). Daniel 9:26 reinterprets a prophecy in Jeremiah to link it to the martyrdom of another member of the dynasty and “Messiah”, Honi III. At the Temple, when Jesus is asked what authority he has to disrupt the merchants, he uses a reference to John the Baptist to refuse the answer but then tells the story of a landowner (God) that sends his son to the tenants at the vineyard (Temple) and is killed by them, which really only makes sense if Jesus had the hereditary rights to the Temple rather than being a Galilean peasant.

Not sure the folks at the Jesus Seminar are the best bedfellows, but at least he’s reading. I see a couple names that don’t live on the fringe, so that’s good (Schweitzer, Fredriksen, Crossan, etc.). Not so sure about those first names, though.

So Crossan is acceptable but the Jesus Seminar isn’t? That really doesn’t make any sense. You do know that Crossan, along with Robert Funk, founded the Jesus Seminar, don’t you? Crossan’s early works are far more radical than anything the Jesus Seminar has put out as a collective. My guess is that you are relying more on what critics of the Seminar have said over their actual works. The Seminar follows in the same century-old tradition of the “Liberal Jesus” model as David Friedrich Strauss and Thomas Jefferson argued for, only with far superior methodology.

Now, I think I understand what his overall argument is. He places Jesus at the 1st BC – so he’s not a strict mythicist. I don’t know what he does believe about this Jesus, but presumably its very different than what is recounted in the Gospels. The letters of Paul, which are dated before the 2nd Temple was destroyed, I’m assuming, on his account, refer to this BC Jesus?

That is true that, like G.R.S. Mead, Alvar Ellegard, and G.A. Wells, I am not a “strict mythicist”, or perhaps another way to put it is that I am in the minority of an already fringe theory.

I think the Pauline Epistles were written in the second century and were revised several times. I think the biographical elements of Jesus referenced in 1 Thessalonians 2:15 and Hebrews 5:7 refer to Honi the Circle Drawer and the theological descriptions in 1 Corinthians 2:6 and Colossians 2:15 present Jesus as a dying-and-rising god being killed by the “archons” or “the rulers of this age,” connotations for elemental spirits. 1 Thessalonians says Jesus was killed not by the Romans but the Jews, which better corresponds to the Toledot, Honi, and Mara Bar Serapion than the gospels. Hebrews describes Jesus as shedding his tears and offering up prayers and supplications, which sounds to me more like Honi praying from within his circle than Jesus at Gethsemane. Consider it this way: what would you know of who Jesus was, what he taught, and when he lived, if you had all of the early epistles and apocrypha, but not the gospels? With the exception of the late Pastorals, there is nothing that gives a firm description of a Galilean peasant with his own travelling exorcism ministry.

The overall scheme leaves heaps of questions unanswered. He has disputed certain facts (Jesus’ having brothers, the Gospels as literary fiction, etc.), thus, establishing a negative case, but he has offered no compelling alternative narrative. Frankly, an AD Jesus just makes a lot more sense of the data. It takes much less finagling and dispels the heaps of problems mythicists run into. He has offered no reason why mythicism is a more plausible alternative to historicity.

I included several links to my compelling alternative narrative. One link is right there in the quote you gave of me in your response. Here is another.

Other than the literary link’s I’ve already stated, it just makes more sense that a story be retold set in the author’s time than for a story be set backwards in time. Think of how movies set book adaptions to the present time and how Disney movies become the new “canon” of how stories like Cinderella are told.

I don’t know nearly enough about these ancient texts to dispute the particulars. However, I will say, if Bahumuth is convinced that Tammuz offers a strong source for the Gospels stories, then he should submit an article to a journal. Scholarship is always seeking more parallel texts, and if he has found some that have gone untouched, then he should let the academy know.

It’s already been discussed by scholars like James George Frazer, Reverened Sabine Baring-Gould, and Joseph Campbell.

Let’s go through a rundown of Tammuz:

1. Tammuz comes from the Sumerian Dumuzi, which means “True Son” or “Faithful Son”.
2. The name is associated with both the epithets “Shepherd” and “Fisherman”.
3. He has a Eucharist of bread and water and his sister is the goddess of wine. The Greek version of Tammuz, Dionysus, has a Eucharist of bread and wine.
4. He dies at Christmas and is reborn on Easter, representing the Earth’s vegetation.
5. In the Myth of Adapa, Adapa (the Kassite Adam) dies and meets him at the gates of Heaven like St. Peter, and Adapa must sympathize with his death in order to get into Heaven.
6. In one Sumerian myth, he is killed by demons (like the archons in 1 Cor. 2:6) beneath the apple tree, mirroring the story in which Jesus died at the same spot as Adam and the fruit of wisdom. Later versions of the myth have him hung on the tree. Acts 5:30 10:39, 13:29 reports that the first apostles decided to phrase Jesus’ death on the cross as him being “hung on a tree”. Galatians 3:13, 1 Peter 2:24 also refer to Jesus being “hung on a tree.”
7. Other elements from Acts such as “kicking against the goads” and chains miraculously breaking come from Euripdies’ The Bacchae, the Greco-Roman version of Tammuz.
8. In another myth, his enemy is Belulu, the feminine equivalent of Ba’al the storm god. In Babylonian myth, the storm god Bel Marduk slays another version of him, Kingu, and uses his blood to create mankind. This helps explain why Christianity focuses more on the aspect of Ba’al as Satan (or Ba’al as Satan’s underling), which was far more undeveloped in Judaism.
9. Ezekiel says that women wept over his death at the Jerusalem Temple.
10. The Sumerian love poems about him and his wife, Inanna, are the inspiration for the Song of Solomon.
11. Jerome says that pagans “stole” the birth shrine of Jesus in Bethlehem and rededicated it to Adonis, the Syrian version of Tammuz.
12. A second century talisman shows Orpheus becoming deified as Bacchus by being crucified on a cross, and a second century marble sarcophagus shows an old man bringing a crucifix to the baby Dionysus to symbolize his fate. Other archaeological evidence show similar parallels.

Orpheus Becomes a Bacchoi

Marble Sarcophagus of Dionysus with Cross

I’d be very interested to know your reaction to these. Are these all coincidences? Did the devil know the story beforehand and copy Jesus before the original happened, as Justin Martyr claims?

Read some Martin Hengel and you’ll find that the dichotomy between Jewish and Hellenistic is a false on anyways. Parallels with Stoicism and Cynicism do little to “dejudaize” the NT.

What does it mean to say the dichotomy between Jewish and Hellenistic is false? What does it mean to be “thoroughly Jewish” then? My point was not to “dejudaize” the New Testament but to point out that it includes fully Hellenistic criticisms of Judaism as well as the Hellenized Judaism of Philo.

For the majority of mythicists, the common themes with the dying-and-rising prove that Jesus was a god historicized rather than a man deified, but I always thought it did not necessarily mean that there was no Jesus. When I was first introduced to mythicism from The Jesus Mysteries by Freke and Gandy, my reaction was that the parallels were undeniable but that did not necessarily mean that there was no historical Jesus. Jesus could have been a a “thoroughly Jewish” Messiah, who followed the Old Testament, and was crucified by the Romans for sedition, but the reason the lowly sect became acceptable to the wider pagan world was that the far more universal dying-and-rising god elements were added to the story as it expanded, or Jesus could have led a sect of Galilean peasants who followed an alternative version of Judaism that didn’t follow the Old Testament and worshiped Yahweh as a dying-and-rising god, equivalent to the same feminine sect Ezekiel referenced, and his death caused his followers to associate him with Yahweh, but the religion is later adapted to mainstream Judaism. The partial reconstruction of the Testimonium Flavian from Crossan, Fredriksen, etc., seemed pretty convincing to me for a long time, but after I read Frank Zindler’s critique of it and found it made far more sense as a double interpolation. I was still surprised I never found any references to the dying-and-rising god parallels in more scholarly works and that the theory of a mythical Jesus was never even entertained. It is not like we have any surviving writings from someone who knew him personally. Scholars agree it’s all pseudo-graphical. Irenaeus tries to claim he knew John who knew Jesus, but that’s three generations in 150 years! That Christianity could have been affected by mystery religions did not seem very controversial to me. Bultmann says at much. In fact, Crossan’s scholarship linking Q1+L to Greek Cynicism was more a shock to me personally because that reached more into the core of the historical Jesus. I have never seen the arguments of Jesus as a Cynic peasant treated as unscholarly or even terribly controversial, so I’m surprised many critics have dismissed the connections to the dying-and-rising god as “parallelomania”.

There is much more that could be said. Folks may find it odd that I would choose to respond to this blog post, but I think it serves well to demonstrate what mythicist arguments look like.

Perhaps you didn’t really mean it that way, but this statement does ring of the smug “they aren’t worth talking to” attitude that I think most mythicists are just tired of getting. You haven’t read any of the Sumerian, Babylonian, Syrian, or Greek myths that contain Biblical parallels, but you assume nobody important believes them. You haven’t read the earliest surviving references to Jesus in Judaism, but you never thought it might be relevant. Even responding is made out to be something that is hard to justify. You threw out this ridiculous advise to tell people how to deal with a mythicist based entirely on the premise that mythicists are not well read and are unaware of mainstream scholarship, but when you get presented with a test case, you find yourself explaining both why it isn’t important for you to have read the texts relevant to the discussion and why you are bothering to respond to a mythicist after giving advise on how to respond to a mythicist. But thanks for allowing me to demonstrate what mythicist arguments look like.

Jeff

Mythicists and the Biblical Scholars Who Hate Them

This is a response to “”Jesus Never Existed” – How Do We Respond?”:

I always find it funny when someone starts off by attacking mythicists as fringe conspiracy theorists — or even better: blasphemers — and then, immediately afterwards, start crying about how mythicists are a bunch of big meanies who (surprise, surprise!) respond to personal insults with personal insults of their own.

Here’s my own answers to the four points you brought up:

1. I have been studying Christianity for about 14 years. I believed in a historical Jesus for about half that time (as well as before I started studying the subject). I have read over 100 scholarly books on the topic and own a bookcase full of books dedicated to that topic alone. I changed my mind not because of any scholarship but because I discovered the Sepher Toledot Yeshu, which placed Jesus in the 1st century B.C. Seeing the earliest version of the Toledot was not derivative of the gospels and finding parallel confirmation in other sources such as Epiphanius and Mara Bar Serapion, I came to the conclusion that Jesus really lived in the first century B.C. and that the gospel Jesus was a myth based on the church’s reaction to the First Jewish-Roman war.

2. The scholars I most align myself with are G.R.S. Mead, Robert M. Price, Earl Doherty, John Dominic Crossan, Delbert Burkett, Richard Friedman, and Israel Finkelstein. I am also a fan of Rudolf Bultmann, Alvar Ellegard, Robert Funk, Albert Schweitzer, Paula Fredriksen, William G. Dever, Helmut Koester, Randel McCraw Helms, Joseph B. Tyson, Robert Eisenman, Margaret Barker, Hyam Maccoby and Joseph Campbell. Yes, I know Crossan believes in a historical Jesus, but that doesn’t mean that his scholarship, along with that of the Jesus Seminar, hasn’t done a great deal of undercutting of the historical underpinnings of the gospel Jesus by explaining why some 80% of Jesus’ sayings could not or probably do not go back to him. It really should not be at all surprising that people who decide to dedicate their lives to studying Christianity would have a bias against mythicism. Most Biblical scholars start off as Biblical Literalists who want to study the Word of God and eventually come around to the truth that the Bible is a human work full of contradictions and interpolations, so it’s hardly surprising that the idea that Jesus never existed would be a bridge too far.

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3. That’s easy. Just look at the epistles, excluding the second century Pastorals, and you can see that nothing in them identifies Jesus as a first century itinerant healer or the originator of the teachings being promulgated. Jesus’ “brothers” in Mark’s gospel can be shown to be references to famous first century Galilean figures, showing it to be a story of fiction and not a mythologized bibliography. The canonical texts were chosen in lieu of the decision to regard the Apostolic Church as founded by the gospel Jesus. Other apocryphal texts such as the Didakhe fail to mention Jesus a itinerant healer/preacher as well and the The Sherpherd of Hermas, despite being immense, amazingly fails to even refer to Jesus by name! Other Gnostic texts like Gospel of Judas, which portrays Judas as Jesus’ twin and the only person to truly understand him, are obviously meant to be read as fiction. As to the credibility of a religion starting without a founder, most scholars generally agree that Judaism did not really originate with Moses but came about much later, probably with the canonization of the Bible during Ezra’s time. Apart from that, did Hinduism need a historical originator? Neither Buddha nor Zoroaster can be pinned down to a particular time period with any certainty. Just lately a Buddhist shrine in Nepal was dated 300 years before the generally accepted date for Buddha. Finally, one must ask about the historical likelihood that a localized peasant sect could grow into what became Christainity without overtaking a larger movement, such as the Essenes, in the process. Are there any other religions known in the world that began with someone as low on the totem pole as a Galilean peasant? I think my own theory, that Jesus can be identified with a priest from the Onias dynasty, which owned the rights to the Temple Mount before they were ousted from power, does better to account for how a religious movement could maintain the kind of early popularity necessary to become a major religion.

4. I have read the parallel texts and have written extensively on them. I should add that I do agree that Osiris and Mithras in particular are often overblown and mischaracterized by mythicists. Mithras did not die and come back and Osiris’ resurrection is done in a way that does not particularly parallel Jesus. Mythicists should instead focus their attention to Sumerian and other Mesopotamian texts, whose Biblical parallels with the Garden of Eden, the Fall of Man, Cain and Abel, Noah’s Ark, and the death and resurrection of the fertility god are undeniable. I am always shocked at how little is known among Biblical scholars about the Mesopotamian texts with Biblical parallels considering they really should be required reading for anyone serious about studying the Bible. Ezekiel places the dying-and-rising god Tammuz as being worshiped by women at the Jerusalem Temple itself. If linking a dying-and-rising god to the time of Ezekiel’s composition isn’t good enough because it isn’t close enough to the first century A.D., we can look to Jerome, who said that “From Hadrian’s time [135 A.D.] until the reign of Constantine, for about 180 years…Bethlehem, now ours, and the earth’s, most sacred spot…was overshadowed by a grove of Tammuz, which is Adonis, and in the cave where the infant Messiah once cried, the paramour of Venus was bewailed.” Are we to believe the same pagans who persecuted Christianity stole the site and rededicated it to a much older god who just so happened to also be depicted as a shepherd and a fisherman, whose name Tammuz means “True Son”, and whose Eucharistic meal consisted of bread and wine, all from within a town that just coincidentally means “House of Bread”? The talisman depicting Orpheus becoming an avatar of the god Bacchus by being crucified beneath the seven planets, as shown on the cover of Freke and Gandy’s “The Jesus Mysteries,” is proof positive of correspondence with Christianity. Finally, I believe pretty much all Orthodox Jews would take issue with the assumption that the authors of the New Testament were “thoroughly Jewish” considering some verses such as blood becoming wine or Paul wishing that the “men of the circumcision” would just go all the way and castrate themselves. The New Testament itself is written in Greek, not Herbew or Aramaic. Plenty of non-mythicist scholars have drawn parallels between the teachings attributed to Jesus and the Greek philosophies of Cynicism and Stoicism.

I would very much like to maintain a dialogue with some critics of mythicism because I believe this is the best way to test my own beliefs and arguments. However, my attempts so far with striking up such a dialogue with Joel Watts and James McGrath have left me rather skeptical that critics of mythicism can really put forth an intelligent response that goes beyond “Denying a historical Jesus is no different than denying evolution or defending the Young Earth theory”, or as Bart Ehrman put it, “By staking out a position that is accepted by almost no one else, they open themselves to mockery and to charges of intellectual dishonesty.” And of course his complete unawareness would not be complete without going on to complain about how mean mythicists were in responding to the accusation that we are all intellectually dishonest for not bowing down to majority opinion. Hopefully, you might take note that of this obvious hypocrisy and try to address my response with the same respect you would give a person who has a different opinion than you regarding who Jesus was and what he believed, as opposed to the question of whether he existed or not.