Caught Red-Handed

From Fark:

“Security firm: We’ve taken down the top leaders of Anonymous.

Anonymous: Err, no you didn’t. And here’s over 9000 company emails.”

This story kind of reminds me of the original ninja turtles comic where the turtles throw a guard right through a window into a room where the Shredder was trying to convince a customer that his security company was top notch.

This quote from a hacker from Anonymous is particularly funny: “You have blindly charged into the Anonymous hive, a hive from which you’ve tried to steal honey. Did you think the bees would not defend it? Well here we are. You’ve angered the hive, and now you are being stung.”

*Glenn Greenwald on Colbert Report

*Anonymous: US Security Firms ‘Planned to Attack WikiLeaks’

*Anonymous Releases Paper Showing How Chamber of Commerce Planned to Set Up ThinkProgress (Part 1 Part 2 Part 3)

*8 Security Tips from the HBGary Hack

*HBGary Federal CEO Aaron Barr Quits Due to Anonymous Attack

*WikiLeaks Row Intensifies as US Makes ‘Privacy’ Move Against Twitter

*Firm in WikiLeaks Plot Has Deep Ties to Feds

*Bradley Manning’s Nudity Forced to Occur Daily

*Fox News Chief, Roger Ailes, Urged Employee to Lie, Records Show

*Myth Sold as Truth: Privatization

*Preacher Complaining About “Decadence” Caught Masturbating Near Children

*Daily Show: Crisis in Dairyland – Scott Walker Prank Call

*The Response: Walker Tries to Outlaw Prank Calls

From Youaredumb.Net:

“The consensus behind the climate change bill collapsed and then further deteriorated with the personal and political collapse of Vice President Gore.” – Illinois’ new senator, Mark Kirk, explaining why he now opposes climate-change legislation.

“Hm. The personal and political collapse of Al Gore, eh? So climate change was a serious issue until… something happened to Al Gore. Now, what could have happened to Al Gore politically and personally lately? I mean, he lost the election in 2000, but that’s ancient history. I suppose Kirk could be referring to “Climategate” – the fact that the whole phony scandal has been thoroughly investigated and debunked doesn’t actually matter, after all – but Al Gore wasn’t involved in “Climategate”. Even if you associate them via the common issue, it’s hardly a political collapse.

Which leaves only one thing. Mark Kirk doesn’t feel the need to regulate carbon or get off of fossil fuels because Al Gore got a divorce. Time to update the We’re All Gonna Die By pool and change the odds on “drowning”. Thanks, assholes!”

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I live in New Orleans. I have a Bachelors in Computer Science and a Masters in English Literature. My interests include ancient history, religion, mythology, philosophy, and fantasy/sci-fi. My Twitter handle is @Bahumuth.

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